Funny things you have heard from a stranger

What funny things have you heard from either a stranger or someone you do not know?

 

"you can have fun practicing abstinence..."

 

I once saw an old black woman outside walking the streets yelling: "Black people! Black people! They're everywhere!"

I thought that was pretty weird.

 

Once when I was bicycling through Boston's north end, an Italian yelled a colorful string of profanity at me, but all I can remember are the words: "spinach shit!"

 

An old conservative looking like he was from the suburbs with an expensive-looking suit goes up to me and says "Excuse me son, can you spare me a dollar?"