I just thought about this and it sounds weird but

When you think about it, how is masturbating not a gay sex act? You are basically getting a guy off (or a girl). You're touching all the same body parts you would be touching if there was another person there of the same sex.



Why is the fact that it's your body make it less gay?



And no, I'm not gay. And no, I haven't thought about this for more than 30 seconds.

 

Are you trying to justify giving another man a hand job?

 

I never thought of it in that way. I figured it was simply a means to give yourself pleasure due to intense desire when another person is unavailable. *shrugs*

 

not at all. And even typing this made me feel weird. But I still can't stop the difference. You are, in effect, stimulating the male reproductive organ. How is this not gay?

I might have to stop playing with myself now...

 

I'm disagreeing with that at all. I'm just saying, it's a gay sexual act.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

its natural...

if you have ever seen a dog lick another dog's genitals then by all means your paranoia is justified.. otherwise.. what the hell are you talkign about lol

 

you worry too much.

 

That just makes it an asexual act or the slang "Doin the Bird" (teasing) lol

 

Touching yourself is not gay. Touching another person of the same sex is gay.

I also wipe my own ass but I am not into that diaper fetish where grown men wear diapers....

 

But it's not! It's completely natural!

 

Damn, I'm going to cancel that order of extra large Huggies I'm having specially made....and I guess the oversize pacifier as well.

I may keep the family size tube of desitin though, as i do have a fierce diaper rash

 

Look, all I did was touch your arm, buddy....



I can't believe people actually do that.

 

Some serious deep seeded psychological issues going on there

I just thought you liked me for me

 

On the first point - that is what I'm saying doesn't make sense to me. What's the difference? You're touching the same body parts.

On the second point - sorry can't make the connection between wiping yourself and wearing diapers. But it is late on a Friday so it could be just be me.

 

Its 4:30, how is that late?

anyway, you can't be gay or heterosexual with only yourself, it requires another person.

 

Of course we call it natural. Everyone does it.

I'm just wondering how it's physically different to touch yourself or to touch someone else when you are stimulating the same body parts.

 

You definitely can't be heterosexual with yourself. Well, there are operations these days and I guess you anythings possible...

But, I don't know. Seeing these responses is making me think I'm missing something here. And I thought I was when I posted this. So I guess I'll just let it drop. Let's pretend this never happened.

And by late I meant late in the work day. Of course, that only means it's getting really close to Friday night

 

Ok, but are you enjoying touching the body part or enjoying having it touched? There is your difference.

Grown men pay hookers to clean them up after they shit in diapers and play baby...it is a gross fetish.

 

Yes you are. Stop lying

 

Ooh, I think you hit nail on the head. Why was that not obvious to me? Again, I'm going to have to plead late on a Friday. But it's an interesting thing. What else to we do that, while we don't enjoy doing it, we enjoy the results. Working out, going to work, pretending we care about people. Okay, it's not that intersting and it happens all the time.

And the second point. I really wish I didn't ask. What kind of satisfaction can that give them?

And why does it have to be hookers? A regular, unemployed nurse wouldn't do? Is part of it the fact that they will later be paying this person for sex?