I'm going crazy! I want to bang my woman...

... and she's in another country! Agghhhh, what do I do masturbation is getting old

 

Yea, well at least you've GOT a woman-you're doin' better than me.....

 

I imagine the pickings are quite slim on Pluto, eh?

 

Yea, that's pretty much it. Plutonian girls are about 3 feet tall and green-just not my type.

 

That's too bad.. Ever think of relocating?

 

Yea, I make excursions to earth once in a while to look for candidates for the Plutonian Harem-gonna bring 'em back to Pluto with me, though. You're welcome to join if you'd like

 

What a coincidence...I wanna bang your woman too! lol

Veg, I've never been to Pluto..what do you do for fun there??

 

Can you have email sex? Phone sex might be a little costly.

 

hasn't been that bad so far She's a fast cummer lol

 

Nice. Email sex would be a bit slow for me.

 

with email sex you have time to create an entire fantasy...it can either be a scenario or a list of instructions ... a web cam can even take pictures of your partner acting it out...of course I don't advise doing any of the above on a public-access computer such as at a library.

 

if you do call eachother you should go out and buy a headset with a mic and talk to eachother over msn voice, its free which is muuuch cheaper than the phone international

 

I know how you feel, i feel the same way about orgazmik

 

We all do, Heron brother!