i'm going to burn in hell for this one

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by nimh, Jun 25, 2006.

  1. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    not that i actually believe in the concept of hell, but ykwim

    i bought a mug warmer yesterday (the idea was to heat up my sugaring solution that i use to wax my legs. too much info yet? haha)

    anyways, i have my coffee that i shouldnt even be drinking because it makes my blood sugars crash sitting on my brand new mug warmer right now. and it's still warm, and i like it. usually by now, my coffee is stone cold and gross. it's still piping hot and lovely.

    i'm ethically conflicted because:
    • i consider myself to be environmentally conscious, and do things to decrease my energy consumption at both a consumer level and when it comes to sucking up electricity. you know, greenhouse gases and all of that
    • i shouldnt be drinking coffee in the first place~crashes my blood sugar and contributes to my insomnia
    • i bought the stupid thing brand new and didnt even try to source out something second hand
    • it's coated in something that looks like teflon!!! and i'm still using it. i havent had anything with an unnatural non-stick coating in my house for about a decade. i realllllllllly realllllllllly hope it's just a layer of some sort of paint on the hotplate, and not teflon :(
     
  2. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    19 views and no comments

    :(

    ps, i also bought it at a big box store. i'm a bad, evil person, and i have given monetary support to the 'corporation'. meh.
     
  3. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

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    Oh yeah...a mug warmer. You're damn sure headed off the Hell for that one.
    Why, the other day I bought a brand new video game. The cartridge looks plastic but I'm pretty sure it's made of the bones of Bosnian children, and it works via magic because of the souls of all the animals and trees who died when they bulldozed the forest so they could put up a video game factory and then the WalMart I bought it at.
    I also dropped my receipt on the parking lot ground outside and left it there...

    But you're probably a lot more hell-bound. Mug Warmers are the devil's work!
     
  4. biblefumesrweird

    biblefumesrweird Member

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    LMFAO!
     
  5. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    One of us is loosing it.

    Any clue as to which?
     
  6. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    naw, i'm an extremist with a conscience and a tendancy to microanalyze some things. :)

    ps, noone really needs a mugwarmer, do they?
     
  7. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    The 'ps' line does not compute... *L*
     
  8. harshhookah

    harshhookah Member

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    True, Needs and Wants are 2 different things.
     
  9. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    You know the weird thing nimh? I have this theory that subconciously everybody feels the same about all this that you do, I think they've just been programed not to be aware of it.


    I mean, It's not like people are spending $100 bucks at the pump and telling themselves, "I'm financing the war, saying fuck you to the enviroment, and it's costing me about the same $$ that it would take to feed a village in the 3rd world for a month.."
    but none the less, all that's true, and some part of each of us knows it.

    I think that's why there's so much guilt and vague self-loathing in western society.
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I'm gonna burn in hell for a whole lot worse than that, and it was worth it.
     
  11. Zajko

    Zajko Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    It is best to incorporate a few small sins or vices into an otherwise virtuous life, lest one falls into the far greater evil of separating oneself from the rest of human experience. Jesus enjoyed wine, food, and the company of disreputable women.
     
  12. Blakkout

    Blakkout Member

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    you're gonna burn in hell for those bulleted things huh? must be catholic...
     
  13. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    No disrespect to Nimh but that was hiliarious thanks for the laugh! :D
     
  14. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    exactly, you're a yo-yo. now just forget about this, you yo-yo....
     
  15. brownxfoot

    brownxfoot Member

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    if you drank the blood of human children out of the mug the warmer wouldn't seem so bad would it?
     

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