my grow..how to grow pot..my way

inspired by silvines wisdom i have decided to tell you all how to grow pot..
first, you don't even need pot beans, just stick your fingers in some dirt and make little holes...then, piss in a bucket and adjust the ph to 7..this will be the only fertilizer you need..then pour your ph adjusted piss into the holes and cover with dirt..any dirt wiill do..marjuana doesn't need any special condiitions to grow..Then,when youve finished your day at school, give your teacher an apple and say heloo to your mummy...go and check your dirt, it will have sprouted 5" plants..Now it gets really tricky...cover the plants so no light can reach them at all...they will love this lack of light..pot doesn't need light to grow either, don't listen to the scientist's or the experianced growers..
only water your plants (that will be 2 meters tall before the school week is out), every month..always adjust the ph to 7..acid is cool..
if you follow my method, which is the only method that truely works, you will harvest roughly 5 kilogramms off every plant...and if you don't agree with my methods, you must be a coppa...or a nark...

 

but if you really.....really want to use beans be sure plant them pointy end up, for boy plants, or supple lusty rounded end up for girlies!

 

haha..

 

Mmmmm supple rounded bottom up.

Anyway that's the wrong way. I am president of the Marijuana Celebraties Union and have spent over 3 days studying how to grow pot and boy will I if I ever deciede to move out of my parents basement just you wait and see.

 

So for those who want to find out which sex a 1week old plant is go to marijuana-passoin.com they love to answer newbie questions like that especially ask for turkeyneck, or one can pull the plant out of it's pot and turn it upside down and pull it's little roots apart just like a puppy, and look for it's parts! If you see little sex parts stick it back in the pot if not throw it away (it's defective) and go out and buy a bag of good shit!