Help Me With A Punchline

Add a punchline to this---
I've been arrested so many times that...
Here's mine:
I've been arrested so many times that I have my bail bondsman on speed dial.

Now you.

 

"Martin Luther King was the only celebrity who gave more fingerprints than autographs." Dick Gregory

I've been arresteed so many times that ....
I'm on a first name basis with the search team.

I've memorized the jail menu.

I'm in the coffee club at the jail.

 

I've been arrested so many times that my mailing address is at the Hall County Jail holding cell.

 

It's good to see that pic again, TopNotch.

Oh and uh...I've been arrested so many times, I've got a personal squad car to pick me up.

 

And it's good to hear your "e-voice" again.

 

i gotta pack mah gat when i go to see mah p.o

topnotch wtf..u back for the summer or somthin?

 

I've been arrested so many times....
...Two more and the next ones free!

 

ive been arrested so many times, the officers call me a smartass if I ask for my rights.

 

Nah man. I graduated and I'm back for good. What's new man?

 

Dude I saw that fence in that picture. Bonnaroo was sick.

 

chillin, chillin

good to see u back