ok thats bitch in my sig...

she was my first lay,
i still smell the popcorn and hear the carnival music...the bearded lady was so gentile

 

*runs hands caressedly through beard*

You sexy, like animal

 

this is starting to get interesting...**munches popcorn**

 

i hope your a woman,
if not forget about it...

 

you're no fun. **pouts**

 

no im not...
im old and tired of these childish games...

 

I see someone's a Dave Attell fan.

 

You seem the desperate type so i suggest you take your chances.

 

.... kinky AND creepy ...

 

its not called "desparation" its called "alcohol induced tom foolery"

 

^ always fun!

 

I cleaned up since then but if you need a tap just call me baby.

 

Lmao! ^

 

i didn't know you were jewish, jerry. that's sexy.

 

you have left me completely speechless, lol.