omg, smoking is like, so cool!

Dont you love the way it coats your lungs with tar?! Who cares if you get cancer when your old!

 

(In my best Homer impression)

Mmmmm.... tarrr....

 

oh yep i love tarrin up the old lungs.


peace
chickens

 

remind me to scrape lungs for resin when i dont have money for weed


sarcasm

 

I like it when the oxygen gets cut off to your brain so you catch an intense buzz....those are great

 

I like the teeth.

 

I don't smoke, but this anti-smoking sentiment has to stop... Its their body, leave 'em the hell alone. I'd much rather be stuck in an elevator with some smokers then a bunch of people from thetruth.com

 

The irony of it all, I am a smoker.

 

Love those darkyellow/green slimeballs you throw up every morning.And how your breath smells.

 

Hey, you gotta die of something.


So what if I lose the last ten years of my life, those are the worst 10 years anyways.

(and my favorite...)

Remember kids, quitters never win and winners never quit.

 

i smoke alot. its ruining me.

 

I love to smoke. First thing in the morning or wake up in the middle of the night and spark it up. Smoke with coffee rules. And of course after a nice meal. Even smokes and beers work for me. Smokers shall inherit the earth!

 

Yep hacking up lung butter each morning is a sure sign of a good bight's toking the previous night! Infact I think my lungs are probably like two black little raisins by now! When I'm getting wheeled around in a wheel chair hooked up to a respirator I'll look back fondly over the hazy days of my mis-spent youth and early adult life...and probably middle age if I last that long

 

I think I'm gonna shotgun the next fucker who bitches about me enjoying a cigarette OUTDOORS then put it out on their forehead while thier eyes are closed

 

i don't smoke... whats the point

 

It feels good

 

well their are other things to make you feel good besides smoking in a bunch of perfume and car oil and shit... why don't you just drink a bottle of perfume or car oil or something like that?? also you just end up getting cancer from it and your clothes smell discusting and you have bad breath and shit.... I don't find anything good in that....

 

You wouldn't understand because you've never tried it

I'm joking...its a filthy habit and most people can't give you a good reason to justify it or why they enjoy it...they just sort of do..plus it's a nice idea by cigarette manufacturers to make them as addictive as crack!

 

Like I said, I dont smoke, but there are very good reasons too.

1. It feels good, it releses endorphins in your brain telling you everything is great. Endorphins = pleasure.

2. It looks cool

3. Its counterculture, I get tired of people always whining about "bo ho your killing yourself." but you know what, its there choice, and its funny cause it pises off a bunch of whiney little neo-nazi's who want to impose their beliefs on you.

4. Smokers are way better people then the anti-smoking croud. I wanna go to thetruth.coms place lock all the doors and windows, and light up a big fat cuban cigar and blow it in there pasty commi faces.

 

how is it cool?