Pussy farts are pretty cool.

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

Queefericious! This completely made my day.

 

mmm... queefs... didn't know the word.
I find them funny and doing doggy style it happens sometimes. Sometimes it happens after my orgasm, bringing to life the magical "cum-bubbling-pussy", and I can't help start licking.
What I don't really like is when some air get stuck in the vagina and I feel it on the tip of my cock...

 

HAHAHAHA twat gas

No I dont get them that much like once - my ex thought it was excellent - i didnt!!!

 

Hahahahaha.... Funny Thread!! My Cock Has Never Farted!! But Im Curious, Im Gay, So I Wouldnt Know, But Do Pussy Farts Smell?? Ewww....

 

i would rather hear her moan..but they dont bother me at all.

 

No.
It's just air that was let in from sex or other reasons coming out.

It's not gas persay, though oxygen is a gas, not like the stuff that comes out of your bum.

 

OK I'm very naive b/c I didn't even know people farted during sex. Once again the things I miss out on 4 being a virgin.

 

You can queef, too! Don't lose hope.

Lay back, put your feet behind your head, and stick two fingers in, then spread 'em. Take them out and hear the magic.

 

^^ ok, i tried it. It dident work.....my ass hurts

 

The "problem" with queefs is that they are far too hilarious in the wrong situation. Granted sex is supposed be happy and fun and all that. But for some odd reason having to do with my twisted sense of humor, queefs have always made me totally bust a gut laughing. A soon as a queef happens I'm laughing my ass off for about the next ten minutes at least. It completely ruins the mood.