my mom

just got home, at 5:30 am
(well, she's not in the house yet)
she has a boy on the porch
and she's quite inebriated

Hilarious


(though kind of sad that she's got more of a dating life than I do atm)

 

I think that is kinda cute.

 

first time I see her in like four days, it's 5am and she's drunk such silliness

 

You should yell at her, tell her how worried you were about her, up all night wondering is she was alive, the whole thing a parent would say to their child after they stayed out all night

 

HAH like my mom would ever say that to me she's much more of a wildchild than I am

 

a boy?

 

Is your mom hot too?

 

Yes was the guy younger? Maybe he wants to hook up with both of ya?