All dogs should be taught to

fetch us beer, and bring the remote and use the toilet.

 

If you figure that out I'll buy a dog from you.

 

and to not rip up the mail when in comes through the door.

 

that'd be pretty awesome

 

All dogs sgould be taught to not make my allergies flare up!

 

I think there is a dog or two that can do that.

 

absolutely.

 

Lazy bitch. You are probably the kind of person who wants slavery back.

 

Isn't this why we have women?