Let's make a good clean catholic story - one user at a time for a few words -

Once upon a time, this clean virgin beautiful girl was walking in the woods...

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and then, she went home to her 40 brothers and sisters. thier dad was sending some of them to the medical experimentation place. *every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good*

 

when she came across the unfaithfully married handsome lumberjack. He was slicing wood in the nude...

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damn jerry u beat me to it... i was going to turn this into somethin dirty lol

 

she asked "why are u naked", the lumberjack replied with, im not sure it all happened when...

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this dominatrix with a cat o' nine tails whipped the clothes clean off my body

 

then a few dwarfs with orange hats came by and said

 

why dont you urinate in our hats?

 

and than all of a sudden the little boy dwarf was taken into the confession box and raped by his priest.

 

the priest decided to dance all night long so the litte boy had a chance to escape .. he went to the

 

...vatican, and drew pentagrams all over st. peter's cathedral.

there he was arrested by the vatican imperial guard, and when asked why he would deface god's house, he replied...

 

well, he started first!

to which the guard said

 

Damn you, Salazar!

 

the guard then told the boy that if he wanted to take revenge he should

 

The boy then whipped out a bottle of astroglide and through a drunken slur said "How I'd like to deface your tight little ass"

 

but
"No!" replied the kid. "I better mind my own business" he went on, as he waved to a taxi for a ride to...

 

germany where he learnt some folk dancing he then used that experience to

 

do a private strip show for former president clinton, president clinton then said

 

avoid the allied bullets during the ardennes offensive for he never really...

 

ate chinese without sticks it just maded him sick