Anyone try to lose weight with fucking?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Wicked Penetration, Jul 9, 2006.

  1. Wicked Penetration

    Wicked Penetration Member

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    I actually heard this is possible. My fiance and me are already planning on fucking every day, we've actually been talking about how its going to help us lose weight. So anyone give this a whirl?
     
  2. R. August Croen

    R. August Croen Member

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    The average sex act burns about 200 calories, about the same as jogging for 15 minutes. But, it's a lot more fun.

    Yes, along with a sensible diet, it works. Go for it!
     
  3. .Hannah.

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    Yes. Sex also clears up stuffy noses, blocked airways, and relieves headaches. For me anyway, among other things.
     
  4. Lilly

    Lilly Member

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    Sex is very healthy for your body(from what I've heard) sounds good to me.
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Every time I have sex I lose some weight, but this only works for guys. And masturbation.
     
  6. Barbuchon

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    I've been fucking every fuckin' day for a year since my ex-gf is a nympho LOL. We would spend AT LEAST 1.5 hours of sex everyday and I NEVER loosed some weight, NEVER. So maybe you should take a look at a good diet at the same time like somebody already told you before.
     
  7. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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    LoL I went to my doctor almost a year ago because between late-night studying snacks, side-effects from depo shot and weed-induced munchies, I'd gained a bit of weight. I asked what would be my ideal way to burn those calories off. My doctor is a very understanding and friendly guy.

    But, I kid you not, he suggested sex. He said I could use sex like a workout. At first I thought he was nuts or trying to trick me or something, but sure enough, it works! He recommended positions that test my flexibility and to stay active during (not that I *would* ever just lay there...). Now, it's not the "super-excerise" that'll make you stick-thin in thirty days or less, or any of that bullshit, but for just toning up and shedding a few extra pounds, it's ideal.

    I'm still proud that I was prescribed more sex by my doctor, though. :p
     
  8. Lainey

    Lainey Member

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    yeah i know a whore who god abs from fuckin..
    for real
     
  9. woodcat

    woodcat Senior Member

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    You could'nt send me and my wife this workout could ya? Happy to try anything.
     
  10. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Of course sex helps you lose weight. By the way, fellatio cures a woman's acne.
     
  11. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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    LoL So, that's why I've never had an acne problem...:p
     
  12. FrozenMoonbeam

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    yay Sexercise!

    i thnk it works really well. I definately lost a couple of kg when i went home to see my boy for the holidays. It's toning too.

    sexercise - good :)
     
  13. shrimp_gumbo

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    Sounds like about the best form of exercise that I can think of. Let's see if any atheletes here can keep a straight face the next time their coach says it's time for team drills. :)
     
  14. woodcat

    woodcat Senior Member

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    Sexercise!

    Whether it works or not its gotta be more fun than fucking jogging!
     
  15. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    masturbation keep sme very skinny, i get addicted to it, then i don't want to eat or do anything else.
     
  16. CrucifiedDreams

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    Yup. This is definatly my favourite diet to be on. :D
     
  17. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    This is the type of exercise that is required of all citizens on Pluto-it's also the reason we don't need any dermatologists up here...
     
  18. now?

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    IF you are doing the deed instead of vegging on the couch, staring at tv, and stuffing junk food in your mouth then you will DEFINITELY lose weight. Due to the change of lifestyle rather then the activity.
     
  19. Slothguy

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    It seems that all of the people talking about using sex as their form of exercise in this thread are all overweight... maybe it isn't the best form of exercise.
     

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