The dumbest Convo i've had with a stoner in my ENTIRE LIFE

k, knowing that somone like this even exsists in the world makes me feel...i dunno..it feels like actually being aroudn this person made my own life worse

the night started as me and a buddy were going over to his older bro's house to smoke some pot and watch king of the hill DVD's, so we get in, sit down and chill

his brother is then like "K fuck this guy who i sell to is comin over, he's kinda fucked so if he tweaks or anything we'll shit kick him"

i'm not generally a violent guy, so i figure i will give this guy the benefit of the doubt and see if he is chill, oh was i so wrong..

from the second he got there, he began talking about weed, first it was the weed he had on him, and quality of shit he had smoked/is selling

we took a couple third lung hits which got me pretty fucked, so i just wanted to chill, then this guy starts talking about dealing

"MAN, Fuck i cant belive pounds are 1900$ now, i remeber back in da day man, like fuckin 1500$ pounds, i was makin 400$ PROFIT MAN, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS STRAIGHT PROFIT!"

ok..i'm thinking...anyone who is ANYONE is not paying 1900$ or even 1400$ for pounds, even I could get it for way cheaper, and all this guy was talking about were his connections


he continues: "MAN 2 buds of mine man, they split an outdoor crop, FUCKING 20,000$ EACH MAN, FUCK SOOOO BALLING MAN, ONE GUY JUST WENT NUTS BUYING EVERYTHING..THE OTHER GUY MAN...A 20,000$ TRUCK PAIED FOR IN CASH MAN SOOO NUTTY"

20,000....u have to be kidding me, your LIFE is based on thinking 20,000 is balling, by this time i was gettin kinda choked so i wanted to "1 up" him and try to get him to shut up

me: "20,000$ truck eh? a buddy of mine bought a 2006 Dodge ram, after taxes he paied it off, 67,000$, i also know a couple buddies who just finished payments on Condos being built downtown, over 500,000$ each one"

he shuts up for 2 minutes, turns around to me and says "man, i could have a 60,000$ truck if i put like 2000$ down, and paied liek 300$ a month, heh heh..."

me: umm..u do know what that intrest on that would be so high it would be insane and impossible to pay?

him: oh yeaaaa man, it would be crazy


ENTER "Hardcore Dirt"

the guy then turns to my buddies brother

guy in a "low" trying to keep it on the DL, but so obviously talking loud enough so everyone can hear": "Man...u know where i can get some "hand Cannons" u know, a couple 9's maybe a .45?"

this when i'm just thinking....fuck k now i want to shit kick this guy, who the fuck does he think he is?

he then goes into a lecture directed to me on guns, The funniest thing about all of this was he thought he was the Smartest guy in the room on ALL these subjects, like he was taking us all too school on each of them, and the Sad thing was..i knew more then he did on EVERYTHING that made up his pathetic life...

so he goes on about guns: man, like i think if u get a .45 it's pretty crazy because the .45 will kick like UP man, i think if i got a 9mm it would kick like..down towards the ground eh man?

me: well, i've been a hunter since i was like 7, and shot a police issue M16 when i was 9, only to have the "hand loaded" rounds kick the scope into my face, u know what hand loaded rounds are right?

him: ahh man, i'm not really big on rifles man, only "Hand cannons" u know?

me: no..not really..


him: well to tell u the truth man, like i dont need a gun really all that bad, but like what if your bitch goes to some fuckin crazy ass mother fuckers, and mouths them off and fuckin gets u in trouble so your gonna get killed men? then u kinda need a gun

me: umm..why the fuck would i ever have a girl that would put me in that position? I would NEVER be in that position period man


him: ah yea man well i dunno it could happen man, i know ppl who have

fuck so finnnaly i'm like thinkin "FUCK OFF, i want to watch TV" so i try to ignore him, and watch TV, but the fucked up thing is he kept talking to me, and everyone in the room, and kept looking at me and i could see this in my peripheral vision, so i would acknowledge him somewhat, then turn away again


he then goes into this HUGE rant, on what would justify killing somone, and goes into this huge thing about Hookers and Guys giving other people aids, and if somone gave so and so aids, he would kill them...

i was seriously ready, by the end of this to end this guys life, this was hands down, the most pathetic, Dumbest person i've met in my life to date,

i dont know if all that i wrote really potrays how i feel about the whole thing, but fuck...it was bad

 

HOLY SHIT I JUST TRIPPED ON YOUR STORY i was REALLY high and still am and read it and by the end i forgot what i was doing and thought i was in the story and i was really pissed! whoooooa!

 

ahahahahahahahaha fuck this forum is funny

 

hahah

yeah it sucks having to deal with dumb-fucks who cant handle being high, or just naturally stupid people. Ive basically shut out some of my friends from my midnight circles because i cant take their stupidity.

 

i had some major add going on when i was reading that story.. hahaa sorry buddy. no idea what it was a bout.

 

Who wants to read that much info. Just no.

 

You have the best stories digitalldj. I still remember when I read about Mike, that goofy motherfucker. lol

 

Dude, that guy is dumb. I probably would have punched him in the face. I hate people that think that their weed is the best in the entire world, and they are the ONLY ones with dank connections and shit... I would have told him to fuck the fuck off.

 

haha buddy, speaking of mike he's comin over to my place for the weekend to party this weekend, first time i've seen him in like 8 months

 

i remember mike.

and if this kid was just picking up some weed, what the fuck was he doing sticking around long enough to be so annoying. shoulda kicked him out

 

Cool, maybe you'll have another one of your stories.

 

I hate it when ppl think they know a bunch of shit about guns and they dont know shit. If he would have asked me where to get a gun I would have told him the gun shop. he sounds like a douche. I would have knocked him out.

 

i once had to sit through an hour long ramble from some guy about why death metal and industrial is the best thing ever..

yay.. man im stoned, hope everyones having a good time.. crapp i forgot what im typin nevermind

 

i hate mutherfuckers like that

 

maybe he was on adderall... or coke or something! i kind of forget what the story was... hehe.... but it sounded like he was a tweaker.......... dude dots look so cool right now you have no idea................................................ ..................................................... ....................................................... ..............................................................
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Wow... why do people act like that? I hate talking to people who ramble on about stuff you don't want to even know about, like they're kind of trying to shove it down your throat, and justify its goodness so they can justify themselves. Did that make any sense? Things should be happy, peaceful, and good when you're high, and not focused on bad things. Hmm... well, at least you'll know what to expect next time! Damn, that was a great high read.

~Nova

 

^^^That actually made a lot of sense.

 

Digitall, he's a LEH-hoo Za-Er!

 

hand cannons haha

 

that pretty much sums it up, i've had retarded conversatiosn like this in the past, but never to this extent