Fucking Spiders

Literally.
I let a few spiders live inside, on windows sills and corners, since they catch insects and don't bother anyone, and generally stay put.
But right now the males are on the move, looking for some hot spider pussy.
One did and now they're fucking about 3' away from me.
After the female makes an egg sac I'll remove it since I don't like hundreds of litttle spiders running around.

 

Spider Porn!!!

 

hahaha, i didn't know "fucking spiders" literally meant spiders fucking. haha

 

The spider gods thank you.

 

get em high

 

what kind of spiders do you have?

 

The one's that were screwing are "daddy long-legs" (don't know the real name) Daddy long-legs are the ones that make cobwebs. They're great at catching mosquito's and bugs like that
I have another kind that lives in another window that builds a totally different kind of web I think that ones' called a tunnel-web spider but I'm not sure. He's great at catching flies.

 

wierd. i always thought cobwebs were just old, un-used spiderwebs that collected dust. hah

 

haha, you should get your spiders fixed

 

yyeaaah blow smoke on then, see what they do

 

oooh you need to get the black widows they make really fine webs that catch everything, daddy long legs make shitty webs lol.

or let a pet taranchula roam around the house to pick up all the other bugs and what not(works on cannabis too)

its great

 

In the UK we call crane flies daddy long legs.

 

I kill any spider as soon as I see it, without mercy. I hate spiders...I'm not afraid of them, but here in Houston we get these really big brown recluse spiders that really really really REALLY hurt when you get bit by them, so I just don't take any chances at all with spiders......they will ALL die.....

 

^^ just remember that came from a texan

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
it wriggled and tickled inside her

 

if they are poisness it could KILL you if you get bit by one...but with that said:

this is one the biggest spider in the world also known as Camel Spiders and they are about the size of your FIST. this is what the soldiers in Iraq and Afganistan have to deal with when camping in the desert.



and the wound 3 days after being bitten by a camel spider

 

wouldn't you hate seeing one of these on your towel in the morning after just taking a shower trippin on acid?

 

christ

 

hooooly shit. that's fucking...i don't even have words.
my cousins in afghanistan right now, i'll ask him about them next time i talk to him!

 

funnel-web spider? dooood kill them before they kill you.