New game

pink lemonade in my eye
I love dirt
money is green because purple is too orange

 

eye in my pink lemonade
rusty fishing hook accupuncture
the hot night elf on World of Warcraft installation disc 3.

 

a hot sack of toad knives, my red thong and a super squeezy bottle of cheese

 

no not funny. just a note try and make'm funnyier. like jeans black thong, princess toadstool, and a woopen stick that comes with full woopin' sound

 

blueberry pie room spray, needle-niedle-noo, and rock socks

 

mentally-retarded-epileptic-super-pubic-lice
psychopathic teddy bears drowning in peanut butter
tangerine glass puppy figurines with anal leakage

 

a snappy drain leakage

hot potato salad with a side dish of sewage

ninety nine epileptic zeebrah

 

Two blue hose pipes.
Cold kitten soup with smelly yellow peanuts.
42 rabid Rhinos.

 

Dr. Phil on methamphetamine anal raping an intoxicated mongoose while eating moldy ice cream sandwiches.

Frodo Baggins inflicting paper cuts behind the ear of an antelope in candyland while smoking crack with care bears.

Dick Cheney up on top of a cliff under the ocean with sparkling cider while injecting vitamin b12 laced with koolade into his veins hoping it gives him super powers so he can fly to Jupitor so he can decide whether or not he wants to have a homeosexual orgy with Flipper the dolphin and all of his aquatic fuck-buddies.

 

Arnie the Aardvark has turned vegitarian.
Skippy the bush kangaroo broke his toe whilst sparring with champion the wonder horse.
Billy Whizz sues Dennis the Menace for stealing minnie the minx's best new shoes.

 

a dandy peppercorn theif

a nine inch turtle waving backwards and a couple on a raft swimmin upstream

a mile high wavvo flag flying proud

 

Dick Turpin rides amast a Llama.
Singing hymns on a Scottish beach whilst paddling in an icy pool.
Tom and Jerry talking Boogie Woogie Hip Hopster stylie.

 

eleven naked mariachi

a nightly pass to the devil

and..

a wangly pocket wrench

 

Cold cement shampoo.
Mobile phone escapes from my uncle Ebineeza the geeza.
My washing machines off to barbados again.

 

Oops posted twice and edited this one

 

six sickle backed moutain moose

a pass to windowsland

and

nine american switcheroos

 

Ziggy plays cello
Greg green sings for his supper
A tandom microlight flight switching shoes with billy idol whilst landing on a twig.

 

13 HIV infected elves walking into a pool of pudding with disposable cameras and drinking wine coolers out of a fish tank while singing in the rain.

Two hermaphrodite martians snorting codeine in the middle of a smelly armpit while smoking musty wheatgrass and wishing they were pelicans in the middle of the south pacific on a boat from toontown.

37 arrogant left-handed screwdrivers made by indebted parkrangers on a mission to see the Cowardly Lion make a porno with Dorothy while the Scarecrow pisses on a sand crab that thinks he is a poodle from Bangor, Maine.

 

Topnotch

 

Three South-Koreans stealing Mongolian Toadstools

Thirteen hairy feet dancing to the polka

Kitty-cats choking on a fat monkey's pretzel