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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Jack Maundrell, Jul 10, 2006.

  1. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    pink lemonade in my eye
    I love dirt
    money is green because purple is too orange
     
  2. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    eye in my pink lemonade :(
    rusty fishing hook accupuncture
    the hot night elf on World of Warcraft installation disc 3.
     
  3. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    a hot sack of toad knives, my red thong and a super squeezy bottle of cheese
     
  4. Jack Maundrell

    Jack Maundrell C.A.P

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    no not funny. just a note try and make'm funnyier. like jeans black thong, princess toadstool, and a woopen stick that comes with full woopin' sound
     
  5. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    blueberry pie room spray, needle-niedle-noo, and rock socks
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    mentally-retarded-epileptic-super-pubic-lice
    psychopathic teddy bears drowning in peanut butter
    tangerine glass puppy figurines with anal leakage
     
  7. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    a snappy drain leakage

    hot potato salad with a side dish of sewage

    ninety nine epileptic zeebrah
     
  8. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Two blue hose pipes.
    Cold kitten soup with smelly yellow peanuts.
    42 rabid Rhinos.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Dr. Phil on methamphetamine anal raping an intoxicated mongoose while eating moldy ice cream sandwiches.

    Frodo Baggins inflicting paper cuts behind the ear of an antelope in candyland while smoking crack with care bears.

    Dick Cheney up on top of a cliff under the ocean with sparkling cider while injecting vitamin b12 laced with koolade into his veins hoping it gives him super powers so he can fly to Jupitor so he can decide whether or not he wants to have a homeosexual orgy with Flipper the dolphin and all of his aquatic fuck-buddies.
     
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    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Arnie the Aardvark has turned vegitarian.
    Skippy the bush kangaroo broke his toe whilst sparring with champion the wonder horse.
    Billy Whizz sues Dennis the Menace for stealing minnie the minx's best new shoes.
     
  11. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    a dandy peppercorn theif

    a nine inch turtle waving backwards and a couple on a raft swimmin upstream

    a mile high wavvo flag flying proud
     
  12. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Dick Turpin rides amast a Llama.
    Singing hymns on a Scottish beach whilst paddling in an icy pool.
    Tom and Jerry talking Boogie Woogie Hip Hopster stylie.
     
  13. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    eleven naked mariachi

    a nightly pass to the devil

    and..

    a wangly pocket wrench
     
  14. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Cold cement shampoo.
    Mobile phone escapes from my uncle Ebineeza the geeza.
    My washing machines off to barbados again.
     
  15. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Oops posted twice and edited this one
     
  16. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    six sickle backed moutain moose

    a pass to windowsland

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    nine american switcheroos
     
  17. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Ziggy plays cello
    Greg green sings for his supper
    A tandom microlight flight switching shoes with billy idol whilst landing on a twig.
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    13 HIV infected elves walking into a pool of pudding with disposable cameras and drinking wine coolers out of a fish tank while singing in the rain.

    Two hermaphrodite martians snorting codeine in the middle of a smelly armpit while smoking musty wheatgrass and wishing they were pelicans in the middle of the south pacific on a boat from toontown.

    37 arrogant left-handed screwdrivers made by indebted parkrangers on a mission to see the Cowardly Lion make a porno with Dorothy while the Scarecrow pisses on a sand crab that thinks he is a poodle from Bangor, Maine.
     
  19. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Topnotch
     
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    Three South-Koreans stealing Mongolian Toadstools

    Thirteen hairy feet dancing to the polka

    Kitty-cats choking on a fat monkey's pretzel
     

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