Things my mother taught me...

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8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

Hehehe. Nice.

 

seeeen it before
though it still makes me giggle
some might be true *laughs*

 

Oh wow! It's funny. I like it.

hehe

 

My mom taught me her own version of Irony..


"Shut up you son of biatch!"

 

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


hahahaha

 

hmmm, eh women... women... same level of intellegence.... too bad..or mnaybe to good ?

 

Never seen something more hilarious than this !!!

 

good ones