Stoned be grand

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by StonerBill, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    Stoned be grand
    Stoned be grand
    Weed be beautiful
    Here i stand
    joint in hand
    and the feeling's mutual
     
  2. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    Cannilingus on a home made bong
    refreshing smog that does no wrong
    its beauty shines and sings a song
    and i smile,
    and kiss
    my home made bong
     
  3. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    Words cannot express our bond, for
    you once were mine silent enemy.
    and over time ive grown quite fond, of
    the many things you teach me
    and of eating cream and honey
     
  4. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    how do you know?
    how to make me cry?
    how to make me dance?
    how to love me as a child?
    how to teach me who i am?
     
  5. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    and now be thy turn upon thy post
    be wary of your mind and of your thought
    be brother or be enemy to which i love the most
    are they friend, these things that you have been tought?
     
  6. mboz

    mboz Member

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    brothers always come
    back together,
    if more showwed the love,
    we all would be so much better
    rub a dub dub lol
     
  7. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Just got stoned.....
    Sittin here horny as fuck.....
    Gotta find a girl that wants ta get boned.....
    Would that just be my luck.....
    Found me a girl.....
    Looked like a jew.....
    she made me hurl....
    When i found out she was only two.....
     
  8. TheLizardKingMike

    TheLizardKingMike Members

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    Being elevated beyond thought
    Over the realm of humanity
    Never coming by the simple plane of reality
    Going up, being so super high

    Have you ever felt more than alive?
    It is the only way to live
    This intoxicant of angels
    Sought by normal man
     
  9. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Twenty four years remind the tears of my eyes,
    (Bury the dead for fear that they walk to the grave
    in labour.)
    In the groin of a natural doorway I crouched like a tailor
    Sewing a shroud for a journey
    By the light of the meat-eating sun.
    Dressed to die, the sensual strut begun,
    With my red veins full of money,
    In the final direction of the elementary town
    I advance for as long as forever is.
     
  10. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    i love the ganj
    its no bullshit
    the best in the land
    one more bong hit


    appartnly i cant write poetry when im stoned.. or when im sober for that matter aah
     
  11. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    I grew some Ice
    It smoked rather nice
    Last night it was Kush
    Looking for that rush
    I'll grow some Haze
    one of these days
    I'll continue this song
    After a bong.
     
  12. neongreen

    neongreen Member

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    im so fucking high im out of my shoes!!
     
  13. zeppelin kid

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    Oh get over it. Weed is not that big of a thing.
     
  14. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Get over what?
     
  15. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    weed weed wonderful weed,
    to live my life it's all i need,
    wake up at noon and burn a spoon,
    then hit that bong all night long,
    i'm too stoned to finish this rhyme
    gonna haveta come back next time
     
  16. zeppelin kid

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    Sorry, I had one of those really negative thinking patterns where you hate everything for a couple of minutes and then realize you overreacted. Happens from time to time.
     
  17. Radiohead

    Radiohead Member

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    My bubbler broke yesterday
    Indeed i felt mourn
    For this bubblers life was short and useful
    2 months ago twas born
    Into a life full of purpose
    Meaning and clean smoke
    Who knew that it would brake so easily
    So many memorable tokes
    The powerful hits of wonders
    THC rushing to my brain
    For with it i felt at peace
    Calm, Fucked upness, and.. sane?
    My stone pipe remains,
    For stone its shelf life of eternity,
    Not much worry for its durability
    When the days comes to buy a new glass,
    Ill... yeah, just take better care of it
    RIP my bubbler who i never bothered naming.
     
  18. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Your a poet
    But didn't know it.
     
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