Red is the color of love, communism and blood

Conspiracy or coincidence?

 

I would have to say both. But only after a careful analysis of the facts.

 

conspiracy

 

Communitsts insert pigment cells into blood to make us accept the upcoming One World Polar Bear government.

I haven't worked it all out yet, but I'm pretty sure the global warming is a plan to get us to accept global socialism and aid the comming polar bear invasion.

 

I heard something similar not too long ago.
Might it be true that the One World Polar Bear Government is planning a coupe against the free world as we know it?

 

Most of our countries elected officials are in fact polar bears. They also eat children. The whole kissing babies thing is just to sniff out who they like best. As soon as the cameras are off, Secret Service swoops in and brings them to the government figures to devour.

 

It does explain why I got a fixation for hot sexy gorgeous tanned chicks wearing red underwear.

 

Damn commies and their underwear

 

red is also the secondary color of the gang known as the Vice Lords. Are they in on this conspiracy?

 

The plot thickens. We are definately on to something here.

 

red is the colour of stop signs too.

this means stop NOW. before you get too far.

 

I don't know, but I love communism!!

Go Che
Go Mao
Go Stalin
Go Lennin
Go Fidell

Fuck Hitler
Fuck W
Fuck Reagan
Fuck Czars

My props to Jimmy Carter