New game

margret thature, black hole sun, Jon stewart left nut

 

instant coffee makers, insulated carborated cookie cutters and lovely coconut pies for all.

And it's Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher... hehehehe

 

sOMEBODY'S USING BOWIE LYRICs!!

 

254 fleas
a imaginary friend
and a pint of whiskey

(sounds like some good song lyrics, hahaha)

 

A bunch of simplistic ragdolls enjoying a cup of orange-flavored-apple juice early in the morning on a Sunday while watching Wonder Showzen on top of a sawdust mill in Nantucket during the playoff game of the National Chapstick-Eating Tournament.

782 4-foot mosquitos flying around a bald muskrat hoping it will feed them some mongolian catterpillar mucus topped with fried vomit mixed with blue bean sprouts that taste like grape jelly with a hint of freshly baked toe-jam on rye bread that is ripe with fresh ergot ready to be processed into LSD.

Bunny Rabbits.

 

Topnotch and Relayer wrestling in a vat of cold porridge when brigadoon appeared on a tuesday.
Cold cumquat soup used as a coolant when a growlight decides upon world domination.
Two dancing pigmies lose there heads literally.

 

A group of slightly retarded Kenyan dwarves in the lost and found booth at Disney World looking for their dead grandpa who wasn't even really focused on the Rose Bowl because he was full of tobacco-flavored noodles mixed with woodchips on a plate of soggy cornbread last night.

Mostly stupid Arctic camels on their way to Winnepeg looking for their tooth brushes because they had severe cases of camel-hump-herpes and they kept kicking Microsoft employees in the face with their hooves and laughing at the fact that they smell like off-brand raisens dipped in sweet-n-sour sauce.

Amnesiac antelopes looking for their identities so they can get back to kansas to raze their corn crops and eat juicy penguins on top of cows and dingbats that have no recallection of thier own anuses being penetrated by cacti, even though they had been.

 

Goddamn man... I need some of whatever the fuck your smoking

 

Fourty-six anorexic kittens on anti-depressants.

Thirteen Russian soldiers drinking coffee while tasting almond brownies.

A high-tech Chimpanzee making his way towards downtown tokyo with a bottle of Colt 45 in his left hand and a blunt the size of Minneapolis (sp?) in the right.

 

Me me me me me me me me wee wee wee wee.
Jelly belly woobbly woo my name is Elvis who are you.
Less of the hatstand antics and more power to the people who aint getting none.

 

hey try and keep it simple, funnier that way

 

32 sexy place settings

a hot sack of lies

and

a fishes tale of adventure, heartbreak and mystery

 

A simple pimple on a fishermans arse
Easy squeazy lemon peasy
Is this coffee table enough

 

hahahahaha word!!!!


1. funky kink rabbits wearing straw hats
2. shaving cuts running up the streets
3. masking tape on a babboons bum bum.

 

A grizzly bear wiping his bum with a bunny rabbit.
Waxing grannies legs.
Sitting on the toilet pondering the complexities of the universal laws of reason

 

grinding one's teeth against the pavement


insomniac tree frogs

lightly scented candle huggers.

 

george carlin, photosynthesis and the lone ranger

 

love, peace, and sex

 

are we just saying random things? oh well:
enchanted trombone
facist lemon tree
plastic cathedral
duluxe lobster pot
bird flavoured water

 

rotten rednecks, arromatic apples and crazy candles....