Usually I prefer masturbation over sex

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  1. bird_migration

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    When I masturbate I visualise my deepest and darkest fantasies and when I have sex I just fuck a girl.
    Hence, for me masturbation is usually better than sex.
     
    bird_migration, Jun 22, 2006
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  3. revolution_time

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    um...didn't you start a thread about how masturbation is wrong in the eyes of god and such?
     
    revolution_time, Jun 22, 2006
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  5. bird_migration

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    Yes I did.
     
    bird_migration, Jun 22, 2006
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  7. revolution_time

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    ...............soooooooo........am i missing something here? why in the hell would you masturbate if you're against it?
     
    revolution_time, Jun 22, 2006
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  9. kaygin

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    bird, most people feel that way.
     
    kaygin, Jul 10, 2006
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    Bird is a pathological liar.
     
    zeppelin kid, Jul 14, 2006
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    No, I just twist the truth.
     
    bird_migration, Jul 14, 2006
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  15. Tipo Sensuale

    Tipo Sensuale Senior Member

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    People who masturbate tend to be wankers.
     
    Tipo Sensuale, Jul 14, 2006
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    Except for chicks, who tend to be bean flickers.
     
    Tipo Sensuale, Jul 14, 2006
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