***breaking News***

I fucking jerked off!!
And it was wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Whoo hoo! I bated too!!

 

Good for you.

 

flush yourself down a toilet

 

i just cant keep my hands off my sexy self!

 

I know the feeling..

 

I Can Only Imagine...

 

I wish you'd share.

 

Congratulations on the self induced sperm volcano

 

lol

 

I'm so disappointed in you.

 

why, he did a good job? held off longer than normal.

 

let me tell you, it was worth the wait...

 

How many days off was it?

 

.12 days

 

I knew you couldn't last.

Guess what I did last night. Much better than what you did! Now I'm all happy birds and whatever you said I was before. Can't remember how you phrased it!

 

He's going to be green with envy when he gets here, now. You realize that, right?

 

Yes, I do. I'm just trying to rub it in, make him jealous that he had to jerk it and I got to work it.

 

Well talking like that is probably just going to motivate him to jerk it some more, you know.

 

That's fine. He's been holding off and has built up so much sperm that it needs to be released anyway.