Well actually it's Simon as Stef is at work. We've been on these forums as dirty, dirty lurkers creeping around in the shadows for aaaaaages. And today I thought "I should register us". In all honesty we tend to stick to the Love and Sex stuff. Which is both entertaining and enlightening. But most people on here look like lovely lovely sorts. Yes yes... So here's us... me... saying hello. Oh, we're a couple from the UK. We've been together for almost 8 months now and are amazingly well suited. So there. Simon.