WHat if God were one of us

making his way home,
way up to heavan all alone?

 

what if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone

 

I have no idea what then.

 

That wouldn't surprise me.

If god's all powerfull, I give this universe thing a D+.

But if he's an average slob, I'm pretty sure lifes a miracle.

 

I like that song.

 

I hate that song.

 

I am indifferent to that song.

 

good verse.

 

HaHa, yeah. this may be the best parody ever.


Artist: Bob Rivers Lyrics
Song: What If God Smoked Cannibis Lyrics;


If God had long hair, and a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced out,
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah God looks baked
Yeah, yeah God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked Cannibis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed micro bus
And he subsribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place
In the begining, did He plant any seeds?
Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve?
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering

And yeah, yeah God rolls great
Yeah, yeah God smells good
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked Cannibis?
Do you suppose He'd have a bust?
When He made the platypus
When He created Earth our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne
And when the Saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl

 

that song sucks