Legalise vacuum cleaners

Vote in this thread if you want to see vacuum cleaners legalised. If we get a thousand votes I will personally bring this thread to the person responsible.

 

I'll sign that petition. These endangered creatures are found dead in trash cans and street corners all over the world due to mistreatment, being illegal they have no right to fair or equal treatment. I say make vacuum cleaners legal and they will have their rights to suck protected forever.

 

how do you clean a vacuum? by it's very definition there is nothing to clean

 

I don't support this....sorry, but I don't want everybody owning vacuums and using them whenever they want....


Will someone PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN.....

 

hey now some of my best friends are vacuum cleaners, and they aren't all on welfare and slutty like everyone says

 

Oh just use a broom, or better yet, go around and pick up every little piece of debris or speck of dirt you see and quit making those poor defenseless vacuums do your dirty work. Laziness I tell you!

 

Did I just walk into a crack house?

 

No-- we're just all living in a vacuum.

 

vacuum cleaners are dangerous beasts. I refuse to support them being legalized. I, in fact, support the death penatly for all vacuum cleanres.

 

i don't own a vacuum cleaner anymore, because they suck.

 

Isn't that just a tad bit harsh?

 

what if they get into the wrong hands? what will become of our children??

 

Vacume cleaners suck, I use a rake.