Ask Lodui.

I've decided to help my freinds here on Hip Forums. So I'm starting an advice column to try and you, the people through your tough problems.

It can be any sort of problem you have. Relationship isssues, Moral issues, getting you underwear sutck in your zipper, political issues.

I'll try and respond to each as quikly as possible.

Take care of yourselves hipsters, and if it's a personal issue feel free and PM me. I will keep it in confidence.

 

What exactly is Phi?

 

and what creditials do you have to give such advice?

 

My problem is I don't have any problems.


This makes me feel somewhat alienated from everyone else I know.

Then again I kind of enjoy my alienation so I guess this problem isn't a problem either.

Gee thanks Lodui! (your good).

 

What is the Luckiest of the Lucky Charms that are Available and How Would I Go About Obtaining This?

 

What is it with you and leprachons today?

 

I was meerly Wondering Which Lucky Charm Would be Luckiest...

Leprachauns Cannot be the Only Thing Ascociated with Luck...I Don't Even think they are...They are Michievious Elf Things...That Like to Grant the most Dodgy of Wishes...

I am Needing Some Good Solid...Reliable Luck...No Tricks...

 

This wasn't what this was intended for. These are things you should ask wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio

 

Does a four leafed clover have to have four leaves?

 

I'm the forum sweetheart with an intesnse love for looking out for my brothers and sisters.

I'm also much wiser the Dr. Phil. Handsomer too.

I can't guarentee I'll always be right, but I will help you try to gain perspective on your problems.

 

Sometimes getting it out there is all it takes. Take care of yourself Ape.

 

Yes, but it can still be a clover.

It's strange to believe nobody on these forums has moral conflicts. Good for you guys though.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

Woodchucks are too damned lazy, so my guess is none.

 

Dear Lodui: The other kids won't play with me. I try to be cool and fit in but it seems like i just end up embarassing my self even more. How can i learn to fit in with the other kids on the playground?
Your Friend
Jimmy
Hazlewood Elementary

 

Dear Jimmy.

Many children face bullying problems, but it's not your fault. The bullies don't understand how to deal with their own emotions and take it out on those who don't speak up very much.

School is very much like prison. What you have to do is find the toughest coolest guy, and beat the hell out of him.

I believe in you champ.

-Lodui

 

Dear Jimmy,

I recommend you keep a cel phone ready to dial 9-1-1 in the very unlikely event this strategy backfires.

 

Is it possible for a guy to masturbate and cum without an erection?

 

how do I make my menstural cramps to go away?
...this is what I get for talking during girls sex ed ):

 

Tylenol and beer.

Alll that in Midol is tlyenol and a diuretic.