lets massage our eyes

with harp music, and soft fingers.

and then we can ride a cheetah through the woods!

 

hahaha

 

i just realised you werent on my buddy list

 

so does that mean i'm on your buddy list now?
cause if so...sweet

 

yeah you are now

but i think now everybody who posts in this forum is.

sorry to let you down ;

 

its still good

 

dangermoose is the only one on buddy, cause i had to find his gallery. i heart you chuck. im going to see u in ten mins now to smoke a joint! weeee

 

ahhhhhhhh Private chuck you're a card

I am hungry.

hungry for cheetah steaks.



I could use a sen-sual mas-sage right now.

 

but the cheetah took us in the wrong direction!

a card, huh

 

Haha. Chuck. You are so much cooler/funnier/awesomer now that I know who you are.

 

that is slang for happy ending at seedy massage parlors.

 

When I do that it makes Jesus cry.

 

yeah, but jesus is a whuss.

 

Yeah, that's why I masturbate so much.

Not for my sake, but just to rub it in.

 

is this supposed to be about that hamburger movie

 

tell me that pun wasn't intended.

 

I'll leave it to your imagination.

 

i've been trying to keep the thought of you spanking it to jesus out of my mind for years.

 

You know, everytime you masturbate - the ninja's kill little kittens.








Spence - Please. Think of the kittens.

 

It's pretty haunting, isn't it?