Don't worry, I rarely ever wear pants, but when I do, my booty crack is never showing. I used to have a pair of really low-rider jeans a while back and I hated how they felt on me. I was always worried about my crack showing. Drove me nuts!
I hate that pants and shirts are designed to have the shirt go up and the pants come down when you sit. That's why I normally wear baggy shirts. No one needs to see my ass, or my lovely scar on my back (that I'm extraordinarily self-conscious about). Damn birthmark having to be removed surgically...
Your supposed to say "thats from the knife the guy used on me right before i killed him and then cooked his brains and ate them with a nice red wine." LOL
Its always struck me as wierd - chicks who think their asses are huge always seem to have perfect asses, whereas most chicks who love the way their ass looks tend to make you want to vomit when you see them.
Well then maybe I should believe my husband when he says how much he loves my bottom, because I don't like it, I think it's too big.
