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Which kitchen appliance have you or would you most like to sleep with?

 

wooden spoon

 

if you can't find a partner use a wooden spoon?

 

no. the wooden spoon would be to use on my partner.. keep him in line or else

 

my blender...

 

I was thinking of um....splinters.

 

a mutant ninja turtle fan then?

 

i like grills....

 

Say what?

I was referring to the wooden spoon.

 

a cuisinart

 

electric beater

 

wtf is a cuisnart?

 

perhaps a toaster

 

Haha, that's my answer as well.. I imagine things would get pretty... hot!

 

i agree. theres a special bond between a girl and a toaster

 

Id make love to a butcher knife.

 

That could result in slight side effects of a tiny bit of pain.

 

Toaster - has two adjacent warm receptacles

 

Why are toasters so popular? They don't do anything except burn bread and although are handy for lighting a cigarette, I cannot imagine why so many people want to sleep with one. You're all sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sicksickkkk.

A whisk could be kinda freaky tho....