I wish I could come up with a thread topic that the moderators would close.

I want a closed thread to my credit. I don't know why. But I don't know what to write about that'd be worth having it closed.

This is my ramble for the day. blah. sorry. It's saturday and I really don't care.

 

write about this site being the ivory soap of free speech... 99.9% pure

 

Similar to the 99.44% pure soap... so pure it floats?

 

write about the woman that was once chosen to be the "face" of ivory snow. It seems that the soap was a hell of a lot more pure than she was...kind of had a side job as a major porno star.

 

wishez are like swishez, yoh may get it up duh poopshot soon.

 

anyone who has watched quite a few porn flicks must know the name Marilyn Chambers...LMAO

In practically every Marilyn Chambers Film, you will see a box of Ivory Snow Laundry detergent Appear. Marilyn was actually chosen as the "Ivory Snow Girl" and appeared on the box and in promotions.... because of her "wholesome pure look". After she auditioned, but before she was selected, she filmed a porno named "behind the green door". Ivory subsequently put her face on their package, and promotions, not knowing about the film. This was pretty embarassing to them. They later added languages in their modelling contracts to prevent this.

In tribute, Marily puts a box of Ivory Snow in each of her films. Sometimes you will see her open a cabinet and look at it, then get a puzzled look on her face and close the door.

(hey I could have left all the links in this after I copied & pasted it....they would have closed this thread for sure)

 

wow, squakers... that's a pretty good random fact of info... lol... had no idea....

 

I have seen some of her films and I don't remember ever noticing a box of Ivory Snow detergent either but then who looks at porn to pay attention to laundry soap.

 

I know talk about drugs.... wait that wont work.. put a raunchy pic that every hates

 

I know. Talk about something that doesn't fit in this forum, like politic's or protest or veg*n's. And be belligerent about it too.

 

write that skip sold out and he makes millions of dollars a year from all the internet adds on this site

 

Talk about the signatures...


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Dude she aint doin it i am lol... maybe....

 

Sometimes that's all it takes, get someone else to get off topic from the thread.

 

Go into the book forum and start a topic about a book that has been discussed several times before. If Bravesirrubin is still the mod, he'll close it down quick.

 

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I know! Post all about myspace and put a whole bunch of links to it.
Skip considers that Spam.

Though I think drumminmama would have a clue as to what you are trying to do.

 

say you are underage and want to have sex with old people

 

Say you are Skip's secret love child and have come back into his life via the forums to stalk him.