I wanna piss on The Alamo

If I were drunk, and walking through Texas in the middle of the night, I'd piss on the Alamo like Ozzy did. Its the perfect way to desecrate a war-glorifying memorial. Really, I think Ozzy did the right thing.

 

Its too late. I was actually in Texas earlier (I hitchhicked there with a man named Chet Helames), and I couldn't hold my water....

 

good luck with that.

 

Not too long ago, someone pissed on a WWI and WWII memorial in Ottawa. I thought it was really offensive. Even if you dont see the significance in the war, theres the matter of respecting the dead.

 

Thats not cool man don't piss on shit like that

 

Ozzy's back.

 

You know, he didn't do it as a protest. He did it because he was drunk off his ass, needed to pee, and went on what he thought was an old wall.

 

And he was right, it WAS an old wall.

 

I wanna piss on you

 

Theres a nice shrine of Mohammed in Madina, Saudi Arabia.

He was a warrior. You should piss on that. I'm sure the Saudi's would really appreciate your protest.

 

I pissed in a pot, today!

 

I pissed on a some guys car at the flea market

 

i pissed on a memorial for dead cops. frequently, actually, because it was on the walk from the bus from downtown to my house.

 

police die so infrequently for the things they deserve i have to get every moment of pleasure i can from when they do die.

 

What do cops do, exactly, that they deserve to die? Besides protecting us and putting their lives on the line for it.

 

the worst beating i've ever had of my life was at the hands of cops after i was already in handcuffs.

my friends cousin got shot in a jail (in houston bc) after he'd been sitting in ther for 8 hours.

i've seen them slam my friends head into the cop car.

what about saskatchewan, where they were routinely picking up natives, dropping them off at the city limits with no shoes and minus 40 degree weather. killed at least one man.

while there are decent cops, ninety percent of them are pieces of shit who like the power and the gun. this small minority certainly doesn't stop me from celebrating.

 

good post man I agree with all of it

 

Look, I don't like cops myself. I've only had bad experiences with them. Having said that, let's look a the job description:

Pay sucks
You have to deal with the scum of society
You may be killed on the job
No one likes you and will call you pig forever

I don't know...I just feel like they do the job that no one else would. Even though they might suck at it. But I think 90% is way too high. It's probably around 85%.

 

I pissed on a cocker spaniel this morning. I am full of shit

 

If that's the case, you should have shat on him.