if somebody cut off a man's penis, would they die?

I'd die a little inside...

 

What place does this thread have in LOVE and sex? But, If some psycho whacked my wang off, i'd kill them, and thier familes, and all there friends..............

 

"that's what's so ironic, you know, about being a smurf... i mean, what's the point of living if you dont have a dick?"

 

well usually, if you dont have a dick then you 'll have.. a

VAGINA!

 

It is possible that you die....

we have had a case of this lately in a country nearby, Germany....two homosexual man decided to cut the penis of man 1 of, and eat it....man 1 died, man 2 is convicted 4 murder

 

if a man loses 1 liter of blood he faints and he cant be saved even at a hospital, with 2 liters lost, the guys dies.

 

if i loose a liter of blood.. ill be gone.

 

a really interesting guy called Dr W.C. Minor cut off his penis with an old swiss army knife while he was in a mental institution. He didn't die or anything, although the question had to be asked why they let him have a swiss army knife in a mental institution.

*kisses*

Drew

 

what if he was your friend? would you kill yourself?

 

I garauntee that if anyone cut off my C&B I would kill them, their children and then myself, I wouldn't be able to live without my monster.

 

well, of course an average man is taken under consideration. For example my penis contains 14 liters of blood

 

im pretty sure they would die eventually........no guy wants to live without a penis

 

If somebody cut off my penis I wouldn;t die but the person that did it sure as fuck would!

 

A woman catches her husband in bed with another woman. In a fit of rage, she takes her husband out to a shed and clamps his penis in a vise, locking it in and rendering him stationary. When she whips out a chainsaw, her husband asks frantically, "Are you going to cut off my penis?" The woman hands the chainsaw to her husband, begins to light the shed on fire, and says, "No, you are," as she leaves.

 

Thats kinda twisted... I like it. I bet theres a market for that kinda perverse fiction.

 

Haha... that was a joke my boyfriend told me. Kinda ironic, eh?

 

That would make a good horror movie. Like, a radioactive penis! It could spray acid pee. Or sperm. Whichever. God they need something like that. It could crawl around and kill people, silently but deadly.

 

like the film idle hands, cept with a cock

 

I really don't miss my penis much. One less thing to wash.

 

I was simply going to mention those two names, and someone beat me to it. LOrainna nad John Bobbit. IS s really making porn or are you making that up?