Who are your cliche crushes?

I think I'm going with Matthew McConaughey... How bout you?

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Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, and Joanna Newsom. mmhmmm

 

Matt Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez

 

Like a zillion other girls in the world: Johnny Depp

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:6jz4cqNFhlA0WM:www.johnnydepp-zone.com/bodyart/01.jpg

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:a8DA2n6WtK9iIM:www.solarnavigator.net/images/johnny_depp.jpg

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How the hell could I neglect to mention Robert Plant? He can sure make my garden grow. But Matt is hot to, for a dirty old bum. Maybe they can wrestle together. It would be like a big ball of long, matted, dirty blond hair and wrinkly skin.

 

*sigh* Johnny Depp... *stares dreamily up at Charlie and the Chocolate Factory poster...*

 

i wish i could make all the girls hearts pound like Johnny Depp, anyway to the question at hand Avril Lavgne(sp?)

 

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha



but who am i to laugh, everyone likes something different.

i second the natalie portman thing, even though i've never seen her acting and know almost nothing about her....but come on.....

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/p/portman/56843528.jpg
http://newyorkmetro.com/movies/reviews/vforvendetta2_198.jpg

hmmm, shes beautiful in pretty much all the pics i've seen....the short hair gets me in particular, though (really want to see that v for vendetta movie....)




and hell, most people hate the extremely short hair on chicks.....personally i think its sexy as hell.......so like i said, who am i to laugh.....

 

joaquin phoenix

 

Brandon Boyd... He's gorgeous... **drools...**

 

Madonna, she's older than me yet still one of the horniest women on the planet!!