Whats the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you? ill tell you one In 3rd grade i had to pee really bad...but the stupid teacer wouldnt let me go. So i yelled out really loud "YOU BETTER LET ME GO OR ILL TIE A STRING AROUND MY WEINER!!" She never made me ask to go to the bathroom again...
Not sure if I understand the string part, but... My most embarassing moment was when I was being chased by the pigs NUDE! I decided one night it would be fun to go streaking on the MAJOR ROAD next to my neighborhood. It was fun until the cops showed up. Bastards.
I have had alot of those moments. But one of the worst ones was when I met some friends at the beach and they were just introducing me to this really hot guy they brought along. Right after I introduced myself I went to take off my shorts. I bent down and unbuttoned them and pulled them down, then when I stood up I realized that my bathing suit bottom had come down with them. They were at my ankles. Yep....full frontal baby! To add insult to injury, the beach was crowed....alot of people saw it, and all my friends were laughing at me. yeah.
hehehehehe my worst was years ago, in primary school, i was lil, and i really needed the loo. it was kinda hot, so i had drunk tonnes, and she just wouldn't let me go! i couldn't hold it in any longer...even years later i was embaressed by the mere mention of it, but i'm better now aside from that, i was at a swimming pool, and the changing rooms had curtains instead of doors (it was only small), and a lil kid came and whisked the curtain open just as i was putting back on my boxers!!! i don't think anyone saw apart from the kid, but that scared me sooo much!
One time, in the 5th grade, I spoke to the entire school about the importance of reading (or something like that), and after reading, I went back to my chair to sit down. But I knocked the chair over, and I ended up falling over the back of the stage. Pretty funny.
One other really embarassing thing was last year at the dead show I was in the nasty port o potti trying to balance so I wouldnt have to touch anything...all the while my pants were down....and some dude opened up the door on me wide fucking all the way open and was so fucked up he didnt even close it when he saw me. He just left it open and walked away laughing. So I had to waddle my half naked ass over to close it(yes, I thought it was locked) in front of a crowd of God knows how many people. The worst part was when I had to come out and face all those people that just saw me. Yeah, they were all probably too fucked up to care. But it didnt stop them from laughing at me. That ruined any buzz I had going on.
The most embarrassing thing to have happened to me in a while is a classic... I was in an outdoor swimming pool with slides and white water rapids and stuff, and I was having a swim around etc, enjoying my little self. I decided to go down the rapids, wasn't too bad, thought I'd go round again. I wondered why people were looking at me funny, but I carried on and climbed up the ladders to get out of the pool and go back. I only realised then that my bikini top had slipped and I was bearing my chest to everyone there :& ...
embarssing moments, oh man those little moments that deffintly stick with you for ever. ahh how i hate them. i had this one i went back to the hotel room early, and so i thought no one would be there (my friend told me they wouldnt) so i left the bathroom door open, they all ended up seeing me naked, and i had to go to dinner with the family right after it happened. was not a good night, but ehh you gotta learn to laugh those kinda things off, or else they arent embarssing hehe.
i've had sooo many... I'll just name a bunch. in grade 9 I fell backwards down the stairs in a mini skirt and a bunch of people were watching, at the beach every year except this year my bathing suit top has flipped up a bunch of times, at school twice in a row my desk has fallen on me, in grade 10 I threw up all over the nurse room floor because I couldn't find the bathroom, I ran into a telephone pole, I sprained my wrist by running backwards and tripping over a big tree root thingy, once when I was sitting on the top on the bleachers in a school assembly and I ended up falling off the edge, in grade 8 when I was trying to show off to these guys down the channel by standing on this infatable boat and I ended up falling backwards into the water, when I was on my period and I accedently dropped a pad in the middle of the hallway at school, when I was walking around the school and my skirt was tucked in the back into my underwear, when I was going out with this one guy and we were toboggoning and I sneezed and their was boogers around my nose and he was pointing at it and I didn't know what he was talking about and my whole face went bright red,when one of my good guy friends let me play with this little glass pebble thingy that you put in fishtanks and stuff and I put it in my mouth and was playing around with it and I swallowed it then when he asked for it I couldn't give it back and I kept feeling it in my throat, when I got a bead stuck up my nose and I couldn't get it out, when I was trying to curl my hair with a brush and I couldn't get the brush out,In grade 7 when I was giving a speech to the class and I broke down and started laughing and fell on the floor laughing like crazy and couldn't stop then the teacher got all mad and told me to sit down,at my friends house in grade 11 when I got my head stuck in his banister and couldn';t get it out for at least 10 minutes, when I got my arm stuck in the banister at school in grade 11.... I have probably a bunch more... but that's it for now...
ohyes and once My bathing suit top went all the way down to my waist while I was swimming and I got up out of the water and I was standing in the middle of a circle of guys and one girl and the guys were just staring at me smiling and I didn't know what was going on so I smiled back and then the girl was pointing at my chest and I got soooo embaressed and swam away. Another time I was at the beach and I decided just to swim in my tube top and shorts and when I was swimming I forgot I had a tube top on and I got up out of the water and I was facing a WHOLE bunch of people and they were all staring at me laughing and my friend was in the middle of the crowd so I smiled and waved. she didn't see... the thing is though is that I had to walk in the middle of all those people to get to my friend... so I got a lot of comments from people and some were still smiling and staring it me... I was very humiliated.
i started crying in class today because i was laughing so hard at the teacher who was rapping his fingers on his podium, which i thought was hilarious, and apparently i was the only one :& i also hit myself in the face with a book during health class, and got wedged in between the tables
and some fun moments... i chased a turkey through the mountains, and then my cousin and i found theres berries that looked like balls, so we called them dick berries, and he locked me in a horse barn and i couldnt get out so i cussed a lot and then i saw there was this girl sitting in her yard which i totally didnt expect to be there, and THEN i peed on his bed cause he made me mad, so he peed on mine, and i peed in a bag and gave it to him
i dont get embarrassed as easily as i used to but one time i was online and i used to be a really horny kid (this is quite a few years ago....when i first learned what cybersex was)....anyway, well i told the kid to take off his bowers.....BOWERS??? where the hell did i get that??? i know, honest mistake, but it was soooo embarassing for me then. now that i think about it, it really isnt that embarrassing but it sure was back then. i didnt even know the kid (who was probably not even a kid, i bet he was like....40) but anyway....ive got plenty more im sure but i cant really think of them right now....besides the time when i farted doing a push up in gym class...and then the time when i was handing out cupcakes for my birthday in fifth grade and when i got to my crush i had just stuffed two in my mouth (they were the little ones) and when i asked him if he wanted one i showered him in pieces of cupcake....oops. theyre all coming back to me now....i remember when i was like 8 or 9, i was obsessed with leonardo dicaprio and i wrote him a letter with my little kid handwriting and i was trying to be cool so i said i was 23 and i had a boyfriend (because anyone with a boyfriend was cool to me back then) and my older brother and his friend opened it and read it before it was sent and they laughed sooooo hard at me.
oh and then there was the time that i thought i was locked in my room (but the door was just jammed) and my dad was in the bathroom so he couldnt hear me screaming and i really had to go so i shit in a shoebox and then after a while i really wanted out because it stunk so bad so i shattered the window with a broom and jumped out (my window was caulked shut so i couldnt open it)....my dad was mad when all he had to do was push reall hard to get the door open. and then he had to put a new window in....which isnt exactly cheap
