Let's Ruin a Perfectly Decent Word!

Okay, so here's the deal, let's find a perfectly innocent word and come up with a meaning that totally ruins/changes it. Ex.-pussy used to mean cat, now it means...well...pussy. Haha. Then we can start using it in everyday life and see if people take to it. If so, we can take credit for tainting yet another of society's words.

 

Beaver used to mean a little animal that builds dams, but now it means, well...

 

Hose

Jack
Meat
Knob
Bob
Slit
Hole
Hone
Bone
Boink
Taco
Clam
Buns

Wow there is alot of twisted words eh.

 

Packer

hehehehehee

 

happy.

 

honeypot

 

briarpatch. lmao

 

backhoe

 

blueberry.

 

widget

 

Dont you be messing with my blueberries, thems mine all mine, lol

 

okay, yanknburn...you discovered the meaning of "blueberry". let me clear up briarpatch: that's the mess a girl has down below who doesn't take care of herself lol. Well, you get the picture...

 

sticky buns

 

rapist

 

camel toe

 

snatch. um..yeah, cheesy i know lol

 

oooh ooooh, cream cheese bagel!

 

jams

 

hahaha, my favorite who song, squeezebox!

 

wilting