It's funny to hear the power guy scream when he sees them in the trees. They are horrible around here. Of course I live in snake country so copperheads aren't the only ones I deal with.
I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING Come on raise your hand if u understand. Lets take a poll, how many of u people know yer alive, bullshit! Plastic soldiers in their miniature dirt war, come on! How many people know their REALLY REALLY ALIVE *Stars start spinning and I drift off into a pleasant mescaline trip*
When I was at Job Corps, this crazy dude came up to the smoking area with a copperhead and just threw it on the ground. Everyone scattered and ran everywhere. I was stoned off my ass and I just stood there laughing at everyone's terror and panic. It was hilarious.
man, they are everywhere out here...also have scorpions, brown recluse spiders, black widows, ugh. I hate where I live...
A few years ago, when I was 19 and still in the 10th grade , I woke up one morning to go take a piss, then when I got back in the bed a scorpion was under my sheet and it stung me on the fuckin ankle. I whipped my sheets off my bed and started pounded that bitch with a boot. I killed that little fucker, but I got a shitload of mud on my bed in the process. Goddamn mud! I couldn't go back to bed. Instead I had to get up and clean my sheets before school. All because of a fuckin scorpion. The bastard.
now THAT'S a helluva way to wake up, dude. serious ouch. . So did you have to go to the doctor or anything?
Nah, it was just a regular black scorpion. Not poisonous. I wish it was. I bet scorpion poison makes you trip out hard.
lmao...all in the name of a good high, huh? lol...i prefer the natural ones...you don't come crashing down.... I'll give MJ one thing, at least with it, you don't suffer coming down....only want to smoke more. . Sometimes I actually miss smoking it lol
Yeah I haven't smoked in about a month now. I havta be clean so I can get a job. They need to just go ahead and legalize the shit so I don't have to resort to the hard shit..........such as scorpion venom. lol
best thing to do....get the job first that is, lol. anyhow, I don't smoke it, but I don't feel it's any worse than drinking a beer. In fact, I think alcohol is a bit more hazardous.
For sure. Nobody has ever died from smoking herb. I have come close, though. A couple of times, I was so high that my heart was beating 150-200bpm. I have a lot of friends that are addicted to meth, and that shit speeds your heart up like crazy, but they say they have never felt their heart beat that fast, even after being so geeked up that they were awake for 7 days straight. Anyway, sometimes it beats so fast that I pass out and go into convulsions and my eyes roll back in my head. One time I passed out and my head bounced off the pavement and my eyes rolled back in my head and I had convulsions and my cousin had to slap me around for about 45 minutes before I snapped out of it. I had a concussion. I have since learned my limits and stop when I need to. People are amazed I still smoke after shit like that happens. But hey, it's all a part of being the TopNotchStoner, I guess.
