I have a virtual ship and you are all invited to join me for a ride

Come aboard, landlubbers. We are going to have the greatest virtual shipride ever.

What do you expect from this trip and why do you join?

 

I came here for the buffet. Can you point me towards the salad?

 

Here you go, darling.

 

i come to watch as ppl get seasick and laugh

[please, please, please dont post a pic]

 

Hey thanks!

You guys got a shuffle board?

 

OMG OMG OMG. I was just about to post a photograph when suddenly a SEA MONSTER came to attack the ship!!!

 

can i bring a butter churn and churn some butter at sea?



i don't know why........but can i?

 

Ha ha ha. Someone spent a little too much time at the bar again I see...

 

GEE, YOU ARE CRAAAAAZY!!! We have a SEA MONSTER situation here and all you think about is churning butter?!?!!!?

 

lol, if i could go to a bar and there'd be a point, i would


but as for now...


*churn*

 

A pint of Guinness if you please

 

*stuffy british accent*
I say, if there's a sea monster attacking, let's let him have a stiff drink.
Wot, wot?

 

You guys disappoint me. We have a sea monster situation and nobody cares. Now we lost the ship and we are stranded on a deserted island.

 

who cares!

that island is bitchin'

and i still have my buttern churn :H

 

I have th' conch! Whoever has the conch gets to speak!

Now who's going to kill the pigs?

 

watch out for giant styrofoam boulders!

 

Oh dear god, no!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh no the natives!!

 

Here, I made you guys some fresh mango juice.