Holy SHIT! My life is fucking comPLETE!

I just got a pop-up, and guess what it told me (I've surely just communicated with Jesus, in person!)????????

It said:

"You just won a FREE BIBLE!"


Do you fucking believe it? I won a BIBLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hallelujah!

 

good for you

 

accept it, draw caricatures of unholinesses all over the pages, piss on it, and mail it back to 'em. your local church isnt a bad destination, either. :H

 

haha easy boys. you're speaking in front of a catholic now

 

bullshit.




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i knew it was going to happen. :H

 

haha actually i found out something (someone?) she did in the past... and now my interest level as receded from to date to i'm going to nail her.

 

well, i knew that would happen eventually. but you aint no catholic.

 

if i had to pick a religion based on something though, guilt seems as good as anything.

 

i dunno, i'd prefer opression of various minority groups... mroe fun

 

more opportunities would be available for if you were in such a position, too.

 

I remember that some guy in my class in Secondary III did order a book about ''understanding correctly '' the bible that was sent from Corea


He gave it to me, i think it's still somewhere in my bedroom

 

I love how you just spelled "Korea" just now. I completely forgot that the rest of the world spells it that way.

Maybe it's just you crazy canucks...

Anyways. Bibles. Nice.
Did you win it while you were on a porn site?

 

haha, nope, I wasn't visitng a porn site at the time. haha

 

That would have been awesome though...

 

hahaha. there used to be a little building next to the church where you could drop off stuff you didn't want and take whatever you did want. it was always full of bibles.

 

Bibles are usually free at a lot of churches anyways...

Ahha, Brad, do you have a Sunday suit?

but yeah, with the guilt reason for religion. If you follow that, you then know that you are better than ther people because they have no concience because they aren't guilty about anything...ugh, heathens

 

it's funny because people would go to church and take their bible and think "i did a good thing by taking this bible" and then pretty much throw it away thinking "i did a good thing by sharing this bible".

 

Ok, but from an Evangelicals mind-set...heck, any evagalist (aka, someone who is interested in spreading the gospel) even if only one person picks one up and believes, then it was worth it--and other steps would ned to be taken to convert others...

Do I believe this way--you may never know

 

Burby, I've been working on purging the guilty conscience from my body.

 

Lol.

I don't really know what you mean. Do you mean that you are getting rid of any part of you that makes you feel guilty for anythign you do so no matter what you do you are guilt free?

I am lost