Anyone got stoney quotes?

Do you have any crazy things you have said when you were high that sounded, at the time, like the most noble thing you have ever said? I have one, but I don't wanna tell until I see other ones.

 

moo, questionable.





dont ask, i dont know lol it was totally random and stoned

 

Many times on E i have tried telling people love is the answer and gone round kissing and hugging everybody. One time I was to embarresed to go out the day after.

 

hah, done that a few times too many ;P

 

Once we were looking in in my friends dads house for munchies after a session in the abandon barn out back, nobody was home..so we go in the house and I look at the clock and say "its 4:50" and my bud mitch says "dad getts home at 5:30" so when we got our food we left. Outside my other friend Matt says "what time was it?!" (paranoid) and I say "it was 4:50" and matt says "I THOUGHT IT WAS 10 to 5!!" fuck, it was so funny.

 

"i need six loaves of kittens"

i was actually trying to say something else that escapes me now

 

me watching the dust on my friends mirror morph into people, jesus mainly:

"aaah ahahhahaha jesus just fed that snake some toast"

 

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what were you on..?

 

weed, and a bit of salvia, but mainly weed.

 

One time when everything was totally silent I just said " Chahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" for no reason. Then everyone just looked at me, then started luaghing.

 

I remember one time when I was shrooming by myself I had gotten in the mood for some orange juice. So I said to myself in a whisper, "I need some orange juice". When I said that, I noticed that it sounded really wierd and cool and funny when I said "orange juice". So for the next 3-4 hours I kept whispering to myself "orange juice, orange juice, orange juice, orange juice, orange juice, orange juice, orange juice, orange juice, orange juice........". I literally spent hours doing nothing but watching music videos and repeating "orange juice" in a whisper voice. I was so entertained. Not really a stoney quote, but it's close enough.

 

"You can either spend your time making a to-do list, or you could spend your time working on number one."

 

hahaha "six loaves of kittens"

I was smoking with my friend and his brother and we we chillin in his room. They were playing cards and no one was talking and I was thinking about the sacred herb. So out of nowhere I said "you need a kilo just to be living." They just start laughing their asses off and then I wrote it on their wall and it is still their.
It has a meaning-- You must smoke the herb many times to live life to the fullest.

 

Holy shit I have said so many stupid things that seemed like the most profound things at the time. But I cant think of anything now.

 

Me and a few of my friends have a couple phrases we reuse every now and then that were conjured up while paying tribute to the earth.

" Your honor.... i swear... i was just minded my own business " - While watching judge judy

" He got weed! he got weed! " - Taken from the chris rock show

" I never ever told your mom that you smoke pot, that would be so stupid of me to do, yes i told your mom, sorry " - A conversation between 2 idiots

"I got up today, sawsumbay " - Variation of " I got up today, saw somebody "

"Oh martha! My sunflower seeds are all over the floor! Help me kick them away" - Taken from my friend vanessa kicking at invisible sunflower seeds

" What if you could totally like just find a way to remember all the things that you forgotten, like... ever " - Vanessa

 

oh im sorry i just spontaneously dissolved in your cats fleshy parts

 

hahahah i remember that from his "How not to get your ass kicked by the police"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ubImzFuqDaM&search=ass kicked by the police

 

After one of my brothers first times smoking he said ive got a million little mexicans running down my throat

 

One time me and my friend went on a little bowl cruise in a nearby neighborhood. we were at the end of the neighborhood and had to turn left on a busy road to go home. we had just smoked like 3 bowls and i was completly ripped. as we pull out i see a car going realy realy fast coming our way. so i yell "GUNNNNN ITTTTT!!!!" really loud..

it turns out there was no cars coming our way it was the street lamp light i was seeing. damn funny.

 

A friend and I were smoking once, and he turns to me, and out of nowhere says "Money flows in the direction of time. Its inflation, think about it" The best part was that no time during the day were we talking about economics or anything like that, it was purely random.