I had this crazy dream....

Brad had contracted some STD and his arms rotted off, and one of the nurses was a Will Ferrell impersonator. I somehow knew it wasnt the real Will, and called him out on it, and he started crying, complaining how he "never got no respect from nobody." He spoke with one of those stereotypical southern black woman accents, and got all crazy when Brad called him a whore. I was dressed in hunting orange...


and I didnt even wake up with a hangover.

 

So you're saying Brad's the man of your dreams?

Ha ha. I had to say it.

 

Turns out he mentioned some kind of STD-contraction last nite. I did not even remember.


haha

 

That's like. Redneck kinky.

 

thats cute chuck.

i like the rat pack more than the frat back tho.

 

god. pretty much everything in that dream was inspired by these forums.


come on army, take me away.....

 

You need to get laid.

 

everyone does

 

its getting laid that got me into my current problem.

 

*cough*protection*cough*

 

geting laid is not really problemD: ii just have no close friends, yo
cos i live so far away

 

getting laid made you look like a leper?!

 

You just turn "gangsta" on us now???

 

it's the new "hip"

 

i caught scabies. its getting better now though.