boys go to jupiter,

Oh, how about...

Teddy bear, teddy bear turn around. Teddy bear, teddy bear touch the ground.

I can't remember a whole lot about that one though.

 

i wish i had a nickle

i wish i had a dime
i wish i had a boyfriend, who'd kiss me all the time

my mother gave me a nickle
my father gave me a dime
my sister gave me a boyfriend, who kissed me all the time

my mother took away the nickle
my father took away the dime
my sister didn't want the boyfriend who kissed me all the time

he made me wash the dishes
he made me scrub the floor
he made me sew his dirty underwear
so i kicked him out the door

 

Ewww, do you remember that one, something about using someone's name and saying "so and so, so and so" two by four, couldn't get through the bathroom door, so she did it on the floor, ate it up and did some more?

 

SHUT UP! YOU EAT DOG CRAP! YOURE A STUPID GAY RETARD!
(and quite sexist it seems)

 

hehe yeah.

 

you love me! i knew it. wanna make out?

 

**raises hand**

 

i'll be back that way in less than a month

 

woohoo.....

not gonna winter in New York?

 

nope, my welcome is worn out on august 18th. plus people in cali are whining for me to come back

 

When you say mommy to three, does that include your husband?

 

Something I Never Did...

 

sure

 

whyever would they pick a slly date like that to be worn out?

 

shall i brush my teeth first?

 

well theres a wedding in the family and they want me gone before.. so they can have guest sleep in the bed i'm now sleeping in. kinda glad they're "kicking me out" before the wedding.. i don't really like weddings

 

I picture you tackling people to get at the bouquet

 

ahahaha.. do i seem that desperate?


i've been to a few weddings.. the ones that "bugged" me where weddings of people i didn't know so well.. family weddings are cool though

 

if its not too much trouble

 

I havent been to a wedding in a long time, in fact the marriage has already disolved to divorce, and I think they were married close to 8 years.