my mate joined the navy the other week, and when he got on board his first ship he realised that there were no women on the vesel what so ever, bad news for him because this boy liked his women alot and the ship would be at sea for 6 months, so he went to the captain to stress his consern, the captain laughed and said dont worry were the navy and we think of everything, now go up there and find the barrel with the hole in, when you do put your cock in and fuck it, so he did. when he had done he went back to the captain and said fuckin hell that was amazing, when can i use it? captain replays monday, tuesday, wednesday,friday saturday and sunday! but why cant i use it on thursday he asks? so the captain turns to him and says "because its your turn in the barrel!
