Old Man booty

(No Thanks) on what you thought. An older man offered me some of his figs.

 

wtf?

 

Old Man Booty!!!

Hahahaha!

 

There is an old man around here who often gives me Werthers candies. But I do not like werthers candies.

 

ewwwww old balllls. reminds me of a scene from the movie Big Daddy haha

 

Your metaphor does not make this any less disgusting.

 

The fruit but not his fruit you druid.

 

It said his figs.

 

from his yard. Men never admit to having figs. They always say grapefruit or huevos or brass ones.

 

i thought booty was.. treasure. gold coins, jewerly, gems, pearls, maps to more treasure. not figs. i'd be pretty pissed off if i sailed the seven seas only to find a buried treasure chest of.. FIGS!

 

Well, you said older man. They are usually more honest and humble.

 

Naw, they still want it and lie like everyone else lol.

 

and figs can be alll dried up and pruney....so can old men..... :/

 

But he swears his are sweet. He even said I can come get some pares.