Masturbation Haiku - Post Your's Here

Masturbation Haiku

Join us in celebrating the art of self-pleasure, by creating and posting your own masturbation haiku! Haiku is one of the most important forms of traditional japanese poetry. Haiku is a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three lines. Below is an explanation -as well as our excellent examples. Hint: We composed many of our verses while masturbating!

Haiku is one of the most important forms of traditional japanese poetry.
Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical
units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

The technique of "cutting":

The cutting divides the Haiku into two parts, with a certain imaginative
distance between the two sections, but the two sections must remain, to a
degree, independent of each other. Both sections must enrich the understanding
of the other.

To make this cutting, in english, either the first or the second line ends
normally with a colon, long dash or ellipsis.

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Friends simply make love.
Kindred spirits masturbate...
Choose your mate wisely!


You must understand:
No real lover can compete...
With stroked fantasies!


Lips glisten; cock stroked.
We orgasm together!
... Minds light-years apart.


She whimpers some name.
He explodes into mid-air.
Mutual self-play.


You cannot compete...
With my world of fantasy.
Join me... in self-love!


He strokes to Venus.
She writhes in the arms of Pan.
Shared etheral flights.


I truly love you.
But I'm edging deeply now
-And don't distract me.


They kiss and embrace.
They retire to the bedroom.
Both will masturbate!


Behold! A couple
who prefers to masturbate...
Life of fantasy!


You want to make love?!
Self-foreplay has control now...
edging fantasies!


We both made a pledge,
that self-love is our true love.
-And we will not stray.


Don't understate the
power of masturbation:
No one can resist!


Beauty, lust, and kink.
It's all just another day...
In the realm of dreams.


Masturbate tonight!
The Sun, Earth, and Mars align.
We'll writhe with the spheres!


We were to make love.
But our skilled fingers won out.
-Extreme orgasms!


I edged with control.
Visions stroked. Release denied... ?
no.. No!... NOT NOW!! (moan...)


Don't make light of our
masturbation addictions.
Self-induced trances!


I will not hold dear...
One who shuns masturbation.
-Too prudie for me!


A special evening:
We masturbated, apart...
And we writhed all night.


How dare you imply
that you're better than self-play!
Try it... you'll love it!


We came hard last night!
Apart, we teased each other...
Mind over matter!


You have two choices:
Either masturbate with me...
Or find someone else!


Thighs spread wide apart...
Faces grimace... bodies writhe...
Soulmates masturbate!


As skilled fingers work,
masturbation smells the room...
glazed and dazed, we dream.


We'd abstained for days,
The orgasms were painful...
The bliss, beyond peace!


We've cultivated
Masturbation addictions...
A lifetime, of bliss!


I self-loved for him:
Bikini waxed, nails painted...
Stellar performance!


Empty wine glasses...
The moans of masturbation...
Hedonistic scene!


We were great lovers,
But masturbation triumphed...
The ultimate thrill!


Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke...
Together, we masturbate...
Our dreams, far apart.


I took a lover...
Into the world of self-love...
-We never returned!


Wine: long hangovers.
Drugs: harsh, mind-numbing effects.
Self-love: inner peace.


The work of friendship.
The obligations of love.
The bliss of self-love!


Romance always pales.
Steamy lovers come and go.
Masturbation lasts!

 

The room's dark, bed soft
As I lay on my best side.
Start gently stroking.

 

I dont quite get the art of cutting but i think ive got the 5,7,5 part down

Oh Fleshlight my dear
I am so glad you are here
Fantastic plastic

 

Heart thumping so strong.
Words flash in neon colours,
Spell out orgasm.

 

I am a sex god,
he claims until orgasm;
Now a sad wanker.

Sorry bit drunk here and couldn't resist...