Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jitterson, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. jitterson

    jitterson Member

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    What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
    A dinosnore!

    What is the fruitiest lesson?
    History, because it's full of dates!

    What language do they speak in Cuba?
    Cubic!

    Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
    He was asking for directions!

    How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
    Tell him a joke
    when he's a baby!

    What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
    Chicken Spocks!

    What is a myth?
    A female moth!
     
  2. Any Color You Like

    Any Color You Like Senior Member

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    Ha HA HA Ha ha... ha?
     
  3. gesone

    gesone Member

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    Those jokes weren't good. Get some better ones.
     

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