How come you never get mad at satan

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  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    So does a crack dealer but I don't see people out there worshiping him.
     
  2. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I never even consider the thought of blaming satan when things go wrong in my life. If anything, I blame myself. I think I am my worst enemy at times. I am always thanking/praising God for the good things that go on in my life. I am a Christian though I do not go to church. I don't think I have to in order to have God in my life. I don't want Satan in my life so I try to stay away from areas that would invite him in.

    As for bad things happening to innocent people. I don't even know how to tackle that subject.
     
  3. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    bad things happen to good people, good things happen to bad people, good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people, it's all the same. God rules with justice even when we can't see it, He knows better than any one of us about the past, present, and future, and it all boils down to this: what are YOU doing to make a positive difference in the world?
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    well, and it's human nature to root for the underdog, the darkhorse, as it were.
     
  5. LuciferSam

    LuciferSam Member

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    Crack dealers are here in the real world and are apprehendable, etc.

    I don't worship Satan, nor God or any religious deity. But even if I believed in the Christian model of how the universe is run, ya know, could you really blame Satan... I mean, that's the job he got stuck with. Somebody had to be the big bad Devil to scare the kids at Sunday school. That's what he does. Getting mad at the devil's like getting mad at the pigeons that crap on your car. Shit happens.

    God, on the other hand, is supposedly this all-too-wonderful entity that's unspeakably good and so forth. So God's got a lot more to prove about his omnipotent love than the Devil.
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Satan sucks big, fat donkey dicks.
     
  7. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You never get mad at satan because Satan damn doesn't go good together but for some reason "God damn" does...

    AAAAAH... probably because satan is taking over my mind!!! CALL THE CHURCH LADY QUICK!!!
     
  8. MattInVegas

    MattInVegas John Denver Mega-Fan

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    I do... I blame that Cocksuker for EVERYTHING! Satan that is... In fact, I've just THANKED GOD for one more day here. (Planet. NOT Forums.)
     
  9. MattInVegas

    MattInVegas John Denver Mega-Fan

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    ...Uh... Actually, the term "God Damned" was meant as a HEX. "May GOD DAMNED YOU TO HELL!" that was used for Enemies, and Evil People.
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You've never meet my boy Julio.
     
  11. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    if you saw Satan play he would piss you off.

    Guy is a sniper extreme.

    If there is one thing that is going to beat eddie it is the perfect shot.
     
  12. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    there is a name for people who get mad at things that don't exist. well several come to mind actualy. loonies is i believe the politer term. the more common one is fanatics

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  13. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    (Yes I could)

    It was the position he created and there have been people applying for it ever since. God didn't assign him that task, Satin created the need for that line of employment himself.
    Can you imagine God sitting there saying hmmmmmmmm?

    Bothersome Hateful Entity wanted:

    I need a real jerk that will ruin people's lives by causing them to hate one another. I need someone with hands on evil that will cause strife and ill-will at ever turn. Must work nights, weekends, and especially during the hollidays. Must hate children, animals, and anything else I have created. Bad attitude a must and destructiveness a plus. Apply within
     
  14. LuciferSam

    LuciferSam Member

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    :shrug: Hehe, sure, possible nuff ... I mean, God's supposedly all-knowing and all-powerful etc etc right? So evidently a Satan fits into his great design or whatever, otherwise you'd figure he wouldn't have created him. If God's really such a great guy, why hasn't he used his limitless powers to smite the Devil and rid us of his menace?

    When you're an omnipotent being that's created everything, oversees everything and all that, that would kinda make you responsible for everything, wouldn't it?
     
  15. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    well no not really.

    you see, though God created angels [sometime before he created the world in seven days] he created them to exist of themselves. Whereas all other creations exist of God's Grace. Through the power of the Holy Spirit.

    Angels, fallen and not, are pure spirits in themselves and in that sense are equivalent to God.
    So the angelic will and the single choice of good or evil are exclusive to the angel and not God.
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    don't degrade people for a belief that is the cornerstone of their existance. it's just mean. i'm not gonna get all mocking about hindus feeding milk to a statue. something very powerful is happening for them. just smile and go about your existance, whatever your purpose may be.
     
  17. Samhain

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    hear hear!!

    I don't believe in satan, I do however believe in god, and indulge in a healthy dose of thanks and blame quite a lot.

    I think god had such a sense of humour when she created the world

    S
     
  18. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    Just curious as to which religion you belong. Or are you a freelance worshipper?
     
  19. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm a witch

    S
     
  20. LuciferSam

    LuciferSam Member

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    Ah I see. Interesting, though I'm not Christian. Never knew how angels exactly worked. Though doesn't that violate some clause that God's superior to everything and runs the show?
     

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