new game, have you been a naughty kid

no but thats hilarious.

have you ever had the dickiest boss of all dicky bosses who's just a **** and should die?

 

ah, yes. Bosses, with their little boss faces generally suck. They are bossy.

have you ever been so amazingly stressed out at the piles and piles of work you have to do? And it's a sunny day! balls!

 

YES and then I flag it all which is very naughty.


Have you ever had a mum who is getting married in less than a week all of a sudden?

 

no.

Would you asked your bf/gf back even though he/she is cheating on you?

 

no. I wouldn't want to be "boyfriend/girlfriend" with someone who didn't love me enough to be faithful. Happily though I haven't/and cross fingers won't have to do that.

by the way, welcome to the kiwi forum. It's good times.

have you ever been told you have "curly hair...like bed springs!" and then the same person - who you just met - starts boinging your curls and going on about how it's "sooo not real!"

 

oh god yes... that I dont miss. How curly hair seems to be an invite for randoms to come and 'boing' your curls, not seeming to realise that your the one who has to put up with the frizz after everyone has played with your hair till its fucked.... grrr.


Have you Ever worn pointy heels with stockings that have a gloss or something on them and are really slippery and you keep almost falling out of your shoes and have to mince along through town like an idiot?

 

yes, and it always seems fine when you leave the house but by the time you reach town - yes, the mincing is awful. haha.

have you ever been friends with someone for ages, then heard them reveal their first impression of you and found it hillarious?

 

hahaha yes all the time! Have you ever done your mums makeup for her wedding and it looks so good you think you should become a make-up artist?

 

why yes, I did just that this morning! No, but I can imagine you being a makeup artist actually. Hip.

have you ever been a movie usher just for the free movie?

 

OMG Soph I didnt read ur question properly and i thought it said 'HYE been in a movie with Usher?' lmao wtf!
But no I havnt.. for either question.

HYE been in a house where the spare room has Christmas paper on the inside windows?

 

No I haven't.

Have you ever rode your bike into the sea?

 

nope.
have you ever gone to work and had literally no customers turn up so you spent the time getting rather drunk and then gone and smoked a joint with your workmate and then gone and gotten more drunk at a girl's 21st that you really don't like and is at your old work where the owners are there and don't like you?

 

Hahaha. It's like 3pm there... are you high now??

Ok - no I haven't.

Have you ever stepped on one of these in your barefeet?

 

oooh, ow. no, happily.

have you ever had a Mean Person steal your wallet and then return it to the police station later minus all your money?

 

nope nope nope


ever been without internet/tv for 6 weeks? oi it sucks!

 

YES!

Ever had a necklace tan/burn?

:s oie me.

 

hhaha thats funny.

Have you ever been on the 3am bus home and had these three girls having a total domestic and holding up the bus for like 10 minutes cos two of the girls are wanting to go home and the third a) doesn't have any money for the bus and b) wants to go meet some dropkick of a guy and had some random guy go "YAY We get to listen to these domestics like its Days of Our Lives" and had the girls shut up and fuck off.

 

haha, not that exactly, but public domestics are funny.

Have you ever been happily (and perhaps a little drunkenly) wandering down George St (it's Dunedin's big main street, people) on a Sunday avo, when this girl, who is one of those black-puffa-&-heels-at-uni types, erupts out of Max, runs to the gutter and spews technicolour pink chunks for about 10 minutes? bwahahahaha.

 

on a sunday afternoon? nope nope nope


ever got stuck building a stroller and swing thing for a baby cause you ate the last piece of pregnant lady's baby shower cake? they invented post it notes for a reason people!

 

ahaha. awesome. no, no I haven't.

ever been irately pissed off at the rhetoric in one of your text books?