my girlfriend wants me to come skinnydipping with her and a girl she's friends with. sounds great, (both of them are gorgeous), and i am really excited; but i've never been before. we're going to be at the beach (someplace secluded) but just in case we get caught or something- how stiff is the penalty? or do they usually just give you a warning? and secondly, should i shave or anything before going skinnydipping? i of course want to look my best!
they cut off your penis. the chances of getting caught is really low and they wouldn't really care. they get to see naked chicks!!
You might want to trim your short curly ones, but I'd not recommend shaving. They will know that is not natural, plus it will grow in blacker and thicker. As far as penalties, I have no idea. You might get a warning ... but I don't THINK you'd get arrested. Especially if y'all are young -- kids are expected to skinnydip, so cops might be more lenient. (And NO, not because the cops get to see naked chicks, but because the cops were teenagers once too and probably skinnydipped o their own time!) Don't worry too much about getting caught. Odds are, you're safe.
If you are in California they can arrest you, and they don't tend to be lenient about public indecency/nudity (also depends on county). As for the chances of getting caught, well it is the summer and lots of people sneak onto the beach after dark.....I just know the last time I tried to go to a secluded CA beach the cops showed up after maybe 10 minutes and we were told to vacate in a not so nice way. One other thing to think about is the housing around the beach.....it may be secluded but if there are homes close by you may want to find somewhere else. People with beach property tend to be pretty intolerant of "visitors" What you might want to think about is how cold the Pacific Ocean is, and how shrinkage will affect you. Might I suggest a nice warm hot tub if you really want to look your best ;-) Couldn't resist..... You could always google places that are nude friendly because they are out there. Have fun!!!!
The exact law: As long as nudists are in a reasonably secluded area, it is legal unless and until a complaint from a member of the public is received. A person may be guilty of being a public nuisance if, when asked to dress, fails to do so. Upon such complaint a warning is to be issued and, if not heeded, a violation (of Title 14, California code of Regulations Section 4322) has occurred. A 1972 California Supreme Court decision In re Smith held that simple beach nudity (absent sexual motives) does not constitute the crime of indecent exposure. In re Smith (1972) 7 C3d 362, 102 Cal Rptr 335, 497 P2d 807 Nudity is not considered a lewd act within the meaning of Penal Code Section 314, condemning indecent exposure, unless sexual conduct is involved. Accordingly, a conviction of that offense requires proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the person was committing a sexual act. Absent additional conduct intentionally directing attention to his genitals for sexual purposes, a person who simply sunbathes in the nude on an isolated beach does not 'lewdly' expose his private parts within the meaning of Penal Code Section 314, condemning indecent exposure.
Wow ... sorry for the misinformation, dude! I come from hillbilly country where nobody really cares if you take a dip in the buff.
It all depends on where you are swimming. Be prepared to cover up and/or leave if asked. If asked by anyone. If a cop arrives, its probably because someone made a complaint. Also, chances are that you will be on private property or on a public beach after closing time. Your being pleasant and cooperative will prevent any fines or such. Since she invited you, she probably has a place in mind. She's probably swum there before without problems. As far as grooming, don't bother doing anything special.
I've been skinny dipping with a cop. This is Australia though. Here if a cop finds you skinny dipping (if he's not already doing it with you) they usually laugh and tell you to get dressed. The only way they take it seriously is if you're doing within sight of minors, or right in front of a residential area.
I'v been skinny dipping several times. It's a blast. It feels great. But I've only done it in a pool, and a public lake (at night.) Oh and maybe trim your curlies a bit (like someone else said.)
Sounds liks their a bit up tight in california. I dont think the police in the UK would worry to much about people skinny dipping at night.
THAT IS SO SWEET! Here in America our justice system is more concerned with upholding the general moral code, for fear that those who step outside of it will pollute everyone else and before long WE COULD HAVE A SOCIETY FULL OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT AFRAID OF THEMSELVES!! And we can't have THAT! Sorry ... I don't hate my country, but I do shake my head a lot at most of our laws. I mean, when people are committing rape and homicide, why bother arresting skinnydippers and potsmokers? Are they REALLY that much of an influence on the outside world?
you should check your state laws...if its not liek the california law and being outside naked despite any lack of sexualization is considered indecent exposure, then you can be registered on the sexual offenders list...which im sure you're well aware has some serious potential for tarnishing your future reputation. its hard to say "im only on the sexual offenders list for skinny dipping" and have people believe you.
Screw what anyone thinks. Getting caught and fined for swimming naked with two hot chicks is a GOOD THING! Stay away from Cold water for that shrinkage thing! Trim it! LOL
