It's re re time :D

BTW.....if i'm ever in heaven, i'll be sure to drop by.......hehehe

 

thanks so much Tony Bologna
hahaha thats funny about the avatar and the baby thing
and as for the heaven thing, you're my new best friend

 

hehe...i figured i'd try to spit some game on the hipforums today.....hehe...i'm such a perv...

 

hahaha, well you're doing quite a good job slugger lol

 

woo hoo.....well i'm glad i'm doin good at sumpthin......from now on i'm gonna focus all my creativeness to making up new cheesier pickup lines with hopes i might just get to use them on you again someday.....hehe

 

lol
you should write a book, you could do one of those, pick up lines for dummies, ya know, cause they have windows for dummies and yadda yadda..tee hee..
i have a few ones myself, they were so bad that i have forgotten them

 

hehe.....i always use the same 2...depending on my level of intoxicity....


the i'm feelin good, i know ya, and i'm just fcukin around line:

You know I'm Italian don't you............hehe

and the I'm so drunk but youre so hott line:

How you doin?....usually followed by a burp, nodding head, or other non-coordinated involuntary movement........

needless to say, all the ladies just seem to run right to me when i drop these lines on them.......hehe...like you should believe that shit.....hehe...more like they look at me and ask how much i've had to drink....then i spark up conversation.....a little reverse psychology action there...hehe...damn i'm good....lol

 

hahahah thats awesome , that gets the official two thumbs up..
I just act like a bimbo and that usually attracts people..lol I am sooo just kidding, but that was funny
oh lord if i try to talk to people that i have never talked to before whilst drunk, oh man they are in for a surprise, i am so f'ing annoying when i drink, i laugh constantly, i mean like at anything..and try to tell jokes that arent even funny, but i laugh anyway

 

hehe....i hear ya....half the time when i'm drunk i wont even talk to a chick unless she approaches me...i'm completely useless when it comes to picking up...for the fact that i don't go out unless i get talked into it, i usually don't get talked into it unless i'm drunk, and when i'm drunk, i conciously know i don't wanna make an ass of myself by saying something off the wall, so i just don't say nothing at all hardly unless i'm spoken too....which seems to work good, girls always think i'm the silent type...hehe....and is that the wrong impression...i'm just to f'd up to say anything constructive at the time.....

 

hahahah I hear ya on that

I dont approach anyone either, my mom told me to never talk to strangers..teehee.

No, seriously though, people think i am a bitch or something, and its just cause i am shy at first, i guess..really, i have no idea why people think that..hahaha, maybe i am a bitch, meh, theres worse things

 

yea...no shit, there's alot worse things than a bitch...hehe


like a...crazy bitch....stupid bitch, dumb bitch, ugly bitch, ignorant bitch, easy bitch, smelly bitch, fat bitch, bitch with the bad breath....i could go on and on....hehe

but i'm shy too...but just to a point...like once i cross that point i open up alot...
but i'm sure people who don't know me think the same thing about me..but i'm thought of more as an asshole because when i was younger i used to stay in fights...it was like an every week occurance i was in a fight and i made alot of people not like me then...but i've changed like 180 degrees in the last 2yr or so and still carry that reputation with me wherever i go it seems...but to this day i would swear that the only time i ever started anything was when this little prick was threatening my sister and her b/f.....hehe....i will take credit for that, but only because the lawsuit said i had too...hehe...but besides that i never was one to start/say anything, i just had a short fuse when it came to certain things....lol

 

lol..those sure are a lot of bitches
Yeah anyone who threatens family, needs an ass beating..
I never in my life been in physical fight, i would cry, I probably would just take of running..my 5 foot ass isnt going to do much ass whoopin'
or pass out in on the floor in the fetial position..hahaha

 

hehe...the fetal position would be funny......i don't like fights...cause too much drama, and i hate drama.....really, really, really hate drama....lol....me and a good friend actually just had words becasue everytime we go somewhere as a group of friends, he's always starting shit...and i told him next time he does it, i was gonna let him get his ass kicked and maybe he'll stop acting stupid.....hehe....he got mad as hell...????....but he apologized later....but he really does need to stop trying to start trouble for stupid reasons....cuz i will sit back and watch him get thumped a few times...then i'll laugh about it to his face...hehe....that would be soooooooo funny...hehe

 

hahah that is funny
i was friends with this girl who was a loud mouth and would say whatever she wanted to people, and you just cant do that, people are crazy and shit..
But she would just go up to strangers and say the most stupiest and sometimes meanest stuff ever..
i would just walk on the other side she was on, dont feel like getting my ass kicked cause she has a big mouth...
yeah, but there had been plenty of times i had to get her out of trouble, i would just tell people she was a crackhead and to excuse her behavior, or that she forgot to take her meds this morning...hahaha

 

hehe....bo's not so bad about saying off the wall stuff, as he is about thinking somebody is saying something about him, or looking at him wrong, and just acting stupid from that point on....after he thinks somebody is dogging him he just keeps getting all up in there face and being a smartass, and then trying to hide behind his friends.....like 2 wks ago we as at the bar, and there was this kid htere who he had words with a fw weeks earlier....well, as were walking by the dude in the bar, he just jumps up on this kid and grabs him by the neck and dares him to do anything......now that shit aint cool... i mean, what damage did the dude do even iff he ran his mouth, why make it a point to look like an asshole just to prove yourself a point...it dont make sense to me....but next time he does dumb shit like that, i'm just walking the other direction, i'll be damned if i stay to even watch....and the sad thing is that i hope somebody knocks the shit out of him real good....hehe...maybe then he'd chill the hell out and start acting somewhat civil....hehe....we can only hope, huh????.....

 

yeah, sounds like he needs to get a dose of his own medicine (is that how the saying goes )
Sounds like he might need some anger management..lol
wonder if someone handed him a pamphlet about anger management what he would do that would be funny..
I did that once, i worked with some guy who had total anger problems, like the dude was a dick and needed to relax. So, i walked up to him and handed him a pamphlet about anger management, and hahahaha he called me a bitch and tossed it in the trash and called me a bitch again, like thats going to hurt my feelings, i already know i am a bitch, i could never understand that..but it was funny, i still laugh about it

 

hehe...im gonna find me one...hehe...i bet that would be funny....i could see the look on his face if i did sumthin like that....hehe


well....back to work................................

 

hahah this is the only funny thing i could find whilst at work...

 

hehe...how bout this......

 

hahaha that was so much better than mine
mine was pretty lame
thats funny though...

heheh ACE, gotta love it