if a woman at a bar just wanted to play fooseball...

would you think she was trying to hit on you? i mean, i swear to god, all i wanna do is drink some beers, listen to a good band, play some fooseball, then go home. are you only allowed to do shit like that with half naked women? other girls are easy to draw in, the men look at me like "OH MY GOD! SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME! I'M TERRIFIED!"

it's kind of annoying. so, the next time a woman offers to play a game with you, don't just assume she's desperately seeking dick. i'm more likely to fuck your girlfriend than i am you.

 

so..........................ya wanna fuck my girlfriend huh......hehe

 

Oh sure the old, lets play fooseball line again...

I'm usually thinking that a girl wants to fuck when she asks me to play a game, or asks for a favor, or talks to me, or acknowledges me in any way. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't, but the important thing is I try.

 

guys gotta find a girl somewhere....

u should be flattered they wanna fuck you

 

heh.. Fooseball.. First time I have ever heard fooseball in anyway related to sex.. What about having sex on the fooseball table? usually when any girls acknowledge me I ignore them or show no interest because girls my age suck and are annoying.

 

Isn't sucking kinda the point magicalmushy? ^-^

 

haha, the only thing they suck at is life.

 

well i'd rather play fooseball than have sex anyway!


well, I do like fooseball

okok i went to far.

the mentality at some bars leaves something to be desired.

 

i dont think that is physicaly possiable...u know...with all the poles going through it

 

Heh, exactly. Use your imagination, it would be possible to lay on, comfortable? no.. Get creative I mean all those poles.

 

no, it's not so much that i offer to play fooseball and there all "WOOHOO! I'M GETTING SOME!!" no, sadly it's along the lines of "man, what a hound. nah! i don't think so, you'll cramp my style." it's kinda deflating. i mean, honestly, i know i'm far from perfect, but for fuck's sake, just play a fucking game of fooseball, i'm not gonna hump your leg in front of your friends or anything.

 

u should bring someone to play with...or ask a girl


i would play with you...

 

It's probably your strong, soft hands twisting all those handles and jerking the handles in and out of the table, that gets the poor drunk guys all hot KC; you tease.

 

the girls never wanna play, they wanna shake their asses and flirt with men. they don't think they look pretty playing fooseball. it's pretty lame. there's only so much ass-shaking and flirsting over drinks i can handle. sometimes i just wanna hang out, you know?

 

why is it that guys think that just because a woman wants to hang out and do fun stuff with the guys, that the guys automatically thing the woman wants to have sex with them? That's some ego.

 

I never had a woman hit on me at a bar or any where else. I don't know what I would do if she did. She would probably have to slap me to get the shock off my face.

As for going into bars and getting hit on by any gender...Some woman dress really provacative. If our skirts were not hiked up to our hinnies and our shirts barely supporting our clevage maybe we wouldn't feel like all eyes are on us. I am not saying anyone here does that (so no one takes offense). If someone does do that I guess the best thing to do is try not to make any eye contact.

(My opinion is just that, an opinion)

 

yeah, that's not really the case with me. you can view my complaints about my companions on the women's issues forum. i'm a t-shirt and jeans kinda girl. i wonder if maybe i DID dress more provaocatively i could get a mercy game of fooseball. for fucks sake, how much flirting and drinking can one person do? it's fucking boring. pool, fooseball, and air hockey are my saviors.

 

LOL!!!

I suck at pool but I like to play it. Maybe if I got a few beers in me I would be a better player. :H

 

shockingly, i find that just the right amount of alcohol makes me better at everything. including snowboarding. go figure.

 

this reminds me... one time i was at this concert... and this girl wanted to play fooseball with me... i was all like ok, but im not putting in quarters you stupid ho... than later on we fucked.. it was great